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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."
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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."
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"I also have two dogs, a Chihuahua and a Yorkshire terrier, so if they like him, that's a good sign."
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"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."
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"One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd."
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"The interviews have been a little tough due to the fact that we're interviewing dogs. We see a lot of contestants licking themselves, but we're used to that from covering the Grammys."
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"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
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"I started working at Hanna-Barbera in '92 on 2 Stupid Dogs."
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"I have four dogs, four horses, a cat, and a bunch of wild frogs."
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"I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps."
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"My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm paranoid, but in this day and age, I don't want something around my neck that's worth more than my head."
Age
"The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together and said: If we're going to charge $10 an hour, we can't call it Jumping up and down."
Word
"My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and two of them were just napping."
Husband
"My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can't decide whether to ruin our carpet or ruin our lives."
Husband
"When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was Always."
Idea
"Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a few times."
Love
"Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the same thing: 'This looks much better on.' On what? On fire?"
Woman
"Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother cleans them."
Mother
"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Children
"My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't want him to."
Boyfriend
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