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"I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps."
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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."
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"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."
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"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
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"There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."
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"First, there was 2 Stupid Dogs. Then, Dexter's Laboratory. And now, Powerpuff Girls. There were a lot of little things in between, but those were the main ones."
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"We have a couple of dogs, but I wouldn't describe myself as an animal person."
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"Dogs laugh, but they laugh with their tails."
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"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."
Country
"You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake."
Old
"A sense of humor is good for you. Have you ever heard of a laughing hyena with heart burn?"
Humor
"I have too much money invested in sweaters."
Money
"I've always been in the right place and time. Of course, I steered myself there."
Time
"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
Direction
"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
Time
"I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap."
Time
"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Heart
"When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest things - not the great occasions - that in retrospect give off the greatest glow of happiness."
Happiness
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