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"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."
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"Dogs never bite me. Just humans."
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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."
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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
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"I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps."
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"Journalists are like dogs, when ever anything moves they begin to bark."
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"Dogs are better than human beings because they know but do not tell."
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"Never chain your dogs together with sausages. One must accustom one's self to be bored."
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"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog."
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"I don't have pets, I have two guard dogs; and I don't do my own shopping; it's a security thing."
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"They'll always be an England, even if it's in Hollywood."
England

"The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast."
Dogs

"She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from what direction."
Direction

"I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a technicality."
Benefit

"If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of heart trouble."
Heart

"Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle."
Age

"You never get tired unless you stop and take time for it."
Time

"I like to play in the low 70's. If it gets any hotter than that I'll stay in the bar!"
Play

"If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it."
Country

"I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting for the bathroom."
Dance
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