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"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
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"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards."
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"I get in my golf cart with my dogs, I have five dogs."
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"You read a script and its based on 'Reservoir Dogs' and 'Pulp Fiction', and it goes right in the bin."
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"You cannot teach old dogs new tricks."
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"Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead."
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"The only weights I lift are my dogs."
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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."
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"One of my dogs is in the movie Beethoven's 2nd."
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"I am as confounded by dogs as I am indebted to them."
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"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way."
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"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
Dogs
"If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war."
War
"Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances."
Government
"If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow."
People
"In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders."
Society
"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots."
Humor
"Totalitarianism is patriotism institutionalized."
Patriotism
"I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
Mind
"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
Hair
"One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations."
Problems
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