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"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
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"Do not wave stick when trying to catch dog."
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"Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead."
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"Dogs got personality. Personality goes a long way."
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"I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs."
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"Dogs and philosophers do the greatest good and get the fewest rewards."
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"Investigators have discovered that dogs can laugh, which can't be too big of a surprise."
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"If you live among dogs, keep a stick. After all, this is what a hound has teeth for-to bite when he feels like it!"
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"Dogs get lost hundreds of times and no one ever notices it or sends an account of it to a scientific magazine."
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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."
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"If the Old Testament were a reliable guide in the matter of capital punishment, half the people in the United States would have to be killed tomorrow."
People
"Humor is a social lubricant that helps us get over some of the bad spots."
Humor
"Ours is a government of checks and balances. The Mafia and crooked businessmen make out checks, and the politicians and other compromised officials improve their bank balances."
Government
"I used to be a heavy gambler. But now I just make mental bets. That's how I lost my mind."
Mind
"In a rational society we would want our presidents to be teachers. In our actual society we insist they be cheerleaders."
Society
"Dark energy is perhaps the biggest mystery in physics."
Energy
"One of the nice things about problems is that a good many of them do not exist except in our imaginations."
Problems
"Asthma doesn't seem to bother me any more unless I'm around cigars or dogs. The thing that would bother me most would be a dog smoking a cigar."
Dogs
"If there is a God, the phrase that must disgust him is - holy war."
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"The hair is real - it's the head that's a fake."
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