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Mitch Hedberg

"Dogs are forever in the push up postion."

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"Dogs are wise. They crawl away into a quiet corner and lick their wounds and do not rejoin the world until they are whole once more."

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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."

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"The king appeared... with his dogs and sycophants behind him."

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"Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself."

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"My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it."

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"When I slept it was literally in the midst of an arsenal. If I heard dogs bark more fiercely than usual, or the feet of horses in a greater volume of sound than usual, I stood to arms."

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