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"I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps."

"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."

"Sometimes I think I am still that 5-year-old girl playing with her dogs in the yard. That's how I see myself."
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"My dogs are a priority and a big responsibility... but the payoffs are well worth it."
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"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

"Why is Cloud 9 so amazing? What is wrong with Cloud 8? That joke came off the top of my head, and the top of my head ain't funny!"

"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

"My sister wanted to be an actress, but she never made it. She does live in a trailer. She got halfway. She's an actress, she just never gets called to the set."

"I was at this casino minding my own business, and this guy came up to me and said, "You're gonna have to move, you're blocking a fire exit." As though if there was a fire, I wasn't gonna run. If you're flammible and have legs, you are never blocking a fire exit."
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