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"Sometimes you have to understand that you push ahead, there's going to be a lot of flak, there's going to be a lot of dogs barking, but the wagon train moves ahead."
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"I am from Brooklyn, NY, so we could not have many pets, but I always had at least two dogs."

"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."
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"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."

"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."

"I wish my name was Brian because maybe sometimes people would misspell my name and call me Brain. That's like a free compliment and you don't even gotta be smart to notice it."
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