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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."

Charles Dance, English Actor

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Robert Louis Stevenson, Scottish Writer

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"There are two things that won't last long in this world, and that's dogs chasing cars and pros putting for pars."

Lee Trevino, American Athlete

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"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."

Jeff Daniels, American Actor

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Craig McCracken, American Artist

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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."

Aldous Huxley, English Novelist

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Greg Louganis, American Athlete

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Tara Reid, American Actress

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Earl Derr Biggers, American Novelist

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"We had five goats, two dogs, a cat and racks of commentaries on Shakespeare."

"You think dogs will not be in heaven? I tell you, they will be there long before any of us."

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"I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult."

"I'm the guy to call. Look at the resume. I have kids of my own. I have dogs."

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