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"Cat: a pygmy lion who loves mice, hates dogs, and patronizes human beings."
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"To his dog, every man is Napoleon; hence the constant popularity of dogs."
"I shall be glad when you have strangled the invincible respectability that dogs your steps."
"Leaders in Africa are so corrupt that we are certain if we put dogs in uniforms and put guns on their shoulders, we'd be hard put to distinguish them."
"These are the stories the Dogs tell, when the fires burn high and the wind is from the north."
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