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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
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"Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites."
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"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby."
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"Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening."
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"I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"Baby, black promoters oppressed me before white promoters ever got hold of me. Don't talk skin to me."
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"I'll always have a baby face."
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"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."
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"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
Life
"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
Moon
"What I hated was doing what somebody in LA thought Jeff Foxworthy ought to do."
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"If you own a home with wheels on it and several cars without, you just might be a redneck."
Home
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
Television
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"Little girls love dolls. They just don't love doll clothes. We've got four thousand dolls and ain't one of them got a stitch of clothes on."
Love
"Nothing in life prepares you to be famous."
Life
"There's no down time any more."
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"Changing a diaper is a lot like getting a present from your grandmother - you're not sure what you've got but you're pretty sure you're not going to like it."
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