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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one spot. The babies may have been fed in the nest until they were full grown, like in eagles and hawks."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."
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"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."
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"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."
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"I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is."
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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."
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"I didn't worry about leaving the fast lane - I was just so consumed with my baby that it seemed like the right thing to do. I never felt like I left New York, though. If you've lived in a place and loved it, you never feel like you left it."
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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
Family
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
Life
"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
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"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
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"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
People
"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
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"I know God is real."
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
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