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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?"
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"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."
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"My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies."
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"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"
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"We were marching since we were babies and all we did was make Jane Fonda famous."
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"For the first time ever I was taking the family on the road. We stayed with my in-laws, which on life's list of experiences ranks right below sitting in a tub full of scissors."
Family
"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
Father
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
Quality
"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
People
"It's a weird sensation to be mad and learning at the same time."
Time
"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
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"If men have a smell it's usually an accident."
Men
"The designated driver program, it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, drop them off at the wrong house."
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"Pride is the first step in people unraveling and companies unraveling and relationships unraveling."
People
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