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"I was the fattest baby in Clark County, Arkansas. They put me in the newspaper. It was like a prize turnip."
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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."
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"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."
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"I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?"
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"All babies are beautiful."
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"Nobody took me too seriously but I was grown up even as a baby."
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"I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about."
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"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all."
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"When people wear shoes that don't fit them, it says something about their soul. Generally, I think it means they are good people."
Soul
"Just the other day, my assistant was on the line with Calvin Klein. Golly, I usually shop at Sears."
Day
"Movies these days have made killers into funny people. What's that all about? I've got kids and family and friends, and I don't like bad things. I don't think they're funny, and it's irresponsible to make movies that don't show you how that's not good."
Family
"Man, I was drowning in sadness. And Angelina, she lifted me right up out of there."
Man
"I don't have a fear of flying; I have a fear of crashing."
Fear
"Acting is playing - it's actually going out on a playground with the other kids and being in the game, and I need that. Writing satisfies that part of myself that longs to sit in my room and dream."
Dream
"I've danced one time in my life. It was the most mortifying experience I ever had."
Experience
"If you love somebody let them know every day."
Love
"Getting the nomination is like gravy. Winning would be like whatever is better than gravy."
Winning
"I've never heard of anybody smoking a joint and going on a rampage. It makes you lie around on the floor and look at the ceiling. What's wrong with that?"
Lie
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