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"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
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"Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant."
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"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby."
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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."
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"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all."
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"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."
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"I used to think about how I was conceived quite a lot when I was about 10 or 11, but I don't think about it at all now that so many other babies have been born in the same way."
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"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."
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"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
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"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
Dream
"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
Work
"I've had great success being a total idiot."
Success
"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
Pity
"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
Life
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
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"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."
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"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
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