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"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"When looking at the evidence of feeding on large prey, you can see every size tooth from hatchling to adult in one spot. The babies may have been fed in the nest until they were full grown, like in eagles and hawks."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"I talk in that baby talk voice when I'm on TV, it's a put on."
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"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."
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"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."
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"I feel it's like being a kid and dressing up, because that's what Baby Jane is."
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"I didn't worry about leaving the fast lane - I was just so consumed with my baby that it seemed like the right thing to do. I never felt like I left New York, though. If you've lived in a place and loved it, you never feel like you left it."
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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"I've had great success being a total idiot."
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"When I was onstage doing the work, adrenaline killed the pain because I never hurt in front of an audience."
Work
"A woman doing comedy doesn't offend me, but sets me back a bit. I, as a viewer, have trouble with it. I think of her as a producing machine that brings babies in the world."
Baby
"Pity? You don't want to be pitied because you're a cripple in a wheelchair? Stay in your house!"
Pity
"We're leaving the House to people who either were born with a silver spoon in their mouth... or couldn't get better jobs in the first place."
People
"Every man's dream is to be able to sink into the arms of a woman without also falling into her hands."
Dream
"I am probably the most selfish man you will ever meet in your life. No one gets the satisfaction or the joy that I get out of seeing kids realize there is hope."
Life
"People hate me because I am a multifaceted, talented, wealthy, internationally famous genius."
Genius
"I get paid for what most kids get punished for."
Kids
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