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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."
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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."
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"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."
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"I mean, I don't think I'm alone when I look at the homeless person or the bum or the psychotic or the drunk or the drug addict or the criminal and see their baby pictures in my mind's eye. You don't think they were cute like every other baby?"
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"I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about."
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"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all."
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"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now."
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"Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves."
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"The funny thing about commercials to me is that many of them now don't even mention the product until the very end. You don't really know what the commercial is all about. They're kind of like little movies, like shorts, and that's why I think they're so entertaining."
Funny
"If people can't deal with their problems, they numb themselves a little bit."
People
"I think people really appreciate clever commercials, as do I. I think they're very entertaining. You just have to wade through all the garbage. That's one of the reasons people watch the Super Bowl. A lot of them watch it to see the commercials and not the actual game."
People
"Curb Your Enthusiasm, is not so much about Hollywood. It's more about Larry's weaknesses."
Enthusiasm
"I'm Kevin Nealon, and that's news to me."
News
"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."
Baby
"If you want a transcript of tonight's program, get a pen and write down everything I said."
Pen
"Workers insist that they are not disgruntled. They are very gruntled."
Workers
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