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"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."
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"Babies have big heads and big eyes, and tiny little bodies with tiny little arms and legs. So did the aliens at Roswell! I rest my case."
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"Most of us would do more for our babies than we have ever been willing to do for anyone, even ourselves."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."
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"My parents had been involved in the labor movement; if we'd grown up in the city, we would have been red-diaper babies."
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"I don't particularly like babies. I don't mind them for about four minutes. That's my max. After that I can't quite see what everyone's fussing about."
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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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"TV is not a baby sitter."
Baby

"I always wondered if you clone your wife and have the cloned wife on the moon and the real wife down here, would that be considered cheating?"
Wife

"It's ok to show all your colors."
Colors

"I think the Lower East Side inspires me. That whole neighborhood, a lot of the people that I worked with, seeing what we've gone through in life, being given an opportunity to understand who I am; my identity, my culture, and my roots."
Life

"Well, PT Anderson sent me a script of Boogie Nights which I let lay around my house for about three months, then one day I'm cleaning my office and decided that I'd better read this before the guy calls me back. I never put it down, bro."
Day

"If I want my children to learn what bomba and plena is, I will teach them."
Children

"I think part of the problem is the education system doesn't work - it's not accountable."
Education
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