"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."

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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."

"This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold of a hammer."

"Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites."

"I'm always happy when I'm cleaning, and besides, I had just found out that I was going to have a baby."

"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby."

"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"

"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."

"This is a serious, serious condition that is also called postpartum psychosis. And that's where, literally, you get so bad that you end up either hurting the baby or killing yourself."

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"When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'."

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"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."