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"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby."
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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."
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"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."
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"It'd be stupid for me to sit here and say that there aren't kids who look up to me, but my responsibility is not to them. I'm not a baby sitter."
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"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"
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"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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"A lot of baby boomers are baby bongers."
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"It's been crazy trying to tour with a baby. But it's actually working out okay."
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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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"I have the most lovely, healthy bouncing baby, she was all very compact and the right size."
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"A good sermon should be like a woman's skirt: short enough to arouse interest but long enough to cover the essentials."
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"The hall-mark of American humour is its pose of illiteracy."
American
"When suave politeness, tempering bigot zeal, corrected 'I believe' to 'one does feel'."
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"A baby is a loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"It is so stupid of modern civilisation to have given up believing in the devil when he is the only explanation of it."
Devil
"A loud noise at one end and no sense of responsibility at the other."
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