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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."

"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."

"Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me."

"Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view."
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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."
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"One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that assumption on the part of the staff that because you have lost your gall bladder you have also lost your mind."

"Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze?"

"A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."

"You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a better position than a rich person who is unhappy. Because the poor person has hope. He thinks money would help."

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."

"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living."

"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
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