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"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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"Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby and say 'What are you doing here? You haven't worked a day in your life!'"
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"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."
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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."
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"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."
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"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."
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"We're all born bald, baby."
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"We used to have a main female vocalist. But she had a baby. Now we do the singing ourselves."
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"I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby."
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"I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to."
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Explore more quotes by Jean Kerr

"Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to have noticed this - is that thereafter you have it."
Baby

"When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don't necessary think of chairs."
Today

"Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through it, you start looking very carefully to the right and to the left."
Being

"Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way to drink for a living."
People

"A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself - like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks."
Man

"The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at all you begin to sound like a five-year-old."
Time

"Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends to be polite and then, eventually, he becomes polite."
Being

"I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that they are wonderful things for other people to go on."
People

"I think success has no rules, but you can learn a great deal from failure."
Success

"If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's just possible you haven't grasped the situation."
Losing
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