"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."

"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."

"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."

"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."

"I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college."

"Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful."

"People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something."

"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh."

"People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big."

"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."

"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."

"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."

"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."

"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."

"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."

"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."

"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."

"I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself."

"On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week."

"So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason."

"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."