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"People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big."
Time

"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
Thought

"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
Success

"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
Family

"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
Music

"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
People

"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."
Thought

"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."
Fans

"Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful."
Help

"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh."
People
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"If Frank and The Beach Boys got together and did a Super Session album, it would be a gas."
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"Concealing an illness is like keeping a beach ball under water."
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"I never worked less than 16-hour days on South Beach."
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"We made part of the record in Miami, and I would go down to the beach, and not 20 feet from the water I see a fish that is at least seven feet long swimming close to the shore. I did not go back in the ocean the entire month."
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"I was in Florida with Burt Stern, the photographer who shot Marilyn Monroe on the beach with a sweater, and we smoked a joint. The bathing suit kept coming off in the water, and I just ripped it off. I was very comfortable being naked."
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"If I'm on location on some island, we usually get up at four in the morning to set up. By seven thirty, we're on the beach working until noon, then we rest. It's not exactly a vacation."
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"You'll never find your gold on a sandy beach."
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"We have our little restaurants, and there's a beautiful beach that we go to in the summer and fall. We tend to have a lot of get-togethers, and if it's at my house, we order pizza because I can't cook."
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"To go out with the setting sun on an empty beach is to truly embrace your solitude."
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"You know, The Beach Boys' image is kinda like a group Doris Day, you know what I mean?"
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