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"People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big."
Time

"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
Thought

"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
Success

"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
Family

"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
Music

"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
People

"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."
Thought

"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."
Fans

"Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful."
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