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"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
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"True friendship is a house where we can take off our masks."
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"To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony."
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"A true friend is a reflection of yourself."
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"Good fences make good neighbors, and these were apparently good enough that they had not felt the need for razor wire at the top. I crested the fence, threw myself into the yard beyond, fell, rolled to my feet, and ran with the expectation of being garroted by a taut clothesline.I heard panting, looked down, and saw a gold retriever running at my side, ears flapping. The dog glanced up at me tongue rolling, grinning, as though jazzed by the prospect of an unscheduled play session."
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"I to myself am dearer than a friend."
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"One friend in a storm is worth more than a thousand friends in sunshine."
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"A friend is someone who will always be there for you, in good and hard times."
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"Don't appreciate me, I'm not up to it. Don't criticize me, I don't deserve it. Just be my friend and forgive me, because I am craving for it."
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"If you fulfill God's will, then God will always be your friend."
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"Friendship, neglected, is like a flower deprived of water and sunlight."
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"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
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"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
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"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
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"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."
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"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."
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"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
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"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."
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"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."
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"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."
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"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
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