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"When I told my friends I was going to be a comedian, they laughed at me."
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"To lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony."
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"Good fences make good neighbors, and these were apparently good enough that they had not felt the need for razor wire at the top. I crested the fence, threw myself into the yard beyond, fell, rolled to my feet, and ran with the expectation of being garroted by a taut clothesline.I heard panting, looked down, and saw a gold retriever running at my side, ears flapping. The dog glanced up at me tongue rolling, grinning, as though jazzed by the prospect of an unscheduled play session."
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"I need something, Wax. A place to look. You always did the thinking."Yes, having a brain helps with that, surprisingly."
"I to myself am dearer than a friend."
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