"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."

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"Big Brother is watching you."

George Orwell, British Author

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"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."

Neil Gaiman, British Author

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"Blessed is the womb that born you."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"Until now, you have always lived your life alone. Every decision you've made has been for you and you alone. Now, and for the rest of your days, your life will be tied to another's. Every decision you make will be for both of you. What one does affects the other. You are a family, a team inseparable and unbreakable."

Richelle Mead, American Author

Family, Partnership, Decision, Teamwork

"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."

Haruki Murakami, Japanese Writer

Family, Ideal, Relationship, Life

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

Family, Father, Speak, Hear, Trust

"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."

Jodi Picoult, American Novelist

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"Children are angels."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."

Jeanette Winterson, British Novelist

Family, Rules, Rebellion, Youth, Identity

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"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."

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"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."

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"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."

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"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."

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"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."

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"On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week."

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"Big Brother is watching you."

"Never give up your wife, husband, children and families. Believe that people can change. Give others opportunity to change."

"It has always been the prerogative of children and half-wits to point out that the emperor has no clothes. But the half-wit remains a half-wit, and the emperor remains an emperor."

"Blessed is the womb that born you."

"A rubber plant is just about the ideal family."

"Father, I know you will hear me, I will speak."

"When we sat down on the couch again, you curled up against my side, like you used to when you were a tod."

"Children are angels."

"I was sixteen and my mother was about to throw me out of the house forever, for breaking a very big rule, even bigger than the forbidden books. The rule was not just No Sex, but definitely No Sex With Your Own Sex."

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"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."

"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."

"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."

"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."

"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."

"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."

"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."

"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."

"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."

"On the weekends, I would go down and play these clubs in Key West or West Palm Beach or surrounding areas of Florida and then I'd go back to school for the week."