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"My way of making people like me was to make 'em laugh."
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"So I try not to look too far into the future because I think that everything happens and will happen for a reason."

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"The last resort of kings, the cannonball. The last resort of the people, the paving stone."

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"Whatever good things people say of us, they tell us nothing new."

"We don't get to know people when they come to us; we must go to them to find out what they are like."

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"People are lucky and unlucky not according to what they get absolutely, but according to the ratio between what they get and what they have been led to expect."
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