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Girlfriend Quotes
"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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"I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""
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"I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."
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"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
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"I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps."
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"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
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"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."
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"On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character."
"Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."
"We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades."
"When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her."
"My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."
"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
"Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him."
"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
"When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'"
"I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?"
"Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board."
"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
"My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest."
"I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world."
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