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Girlfriend Quotes
"My bed isn't made, I'm tired, I haven't slept well for two weeks. I haven't been laid in a month. I don't have a girlfriend. I have a warrant for my arrest."
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"I think the reason I don't read is because, when I'm reading, I feel like I'm missing out on something else. You know, What are my friends doing? Where's my girlfriend?"
12
"Personally, I don't like a girlfriend to have a husband. If she'll fool her husband, I figure she'll fool me."
11
"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
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"I like being scared every now and then, I like the suspense and the thrills. Nothing like taking a girlfriend to a movie and holding her hand while she jumps."
10
"I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
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"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."
9
"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
8
"Directors are never in short supply of girlfriends."
8
"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""
8
"I don't have a girlfriend. But I do know a woman who'd be mad at me for saying that."
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"My girlfriend bought me a down jacket, she said it fit my personality."
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"Steadman! Any guy that's got Oprah as a girlfriend, I mean that's a good dude. I want to talk to him."
8
"I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world."
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"On-screen relationships are the best because you don't have to worry about saying the wrong things. And if the guy's got a girlfriend, or I'm not attracted to him, it's even better. It's just my character kissing his character."
7
"I couldn't feel good about myself hanging out in Armani clothes when my girlfriend can't even pay her heating bill. I'd feel foul and I'd be embarrassed."
7
"When I was nine, I had this girlfriend and we used to have running races in the park. I wanted to be like Superman and fly in and rescue her."
7
"Because I have a girlfriend, I try and take the straight and narrow path, which is good because it prevents VD."
7
"My girlfriend and I rented a nice house on the river and I was there for about two and a half months, and we were just out of Alabama. I hardly got to see Alabama."
6
"When we meet, I'm interested and I'm curious about what he's doing because he's burning a number from a client. And I'm like, 'Who is this?' and my girlfriend's like, 'That's a drug dealer. Stay away from him.'"
6
"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
6
"Getting plenty of sleep is always great. It really is. I have a girlfriend who's sending me a slant board."
5
"We're getting ready to take over the world. My group of girlfriends - we're renegades."
4
"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
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