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"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
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"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
Girlfriend
"People do give me a hard time about my hair because it's orange and it's big."
Time
"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
Thought
"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
Success
"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
Family
"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
Music
"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
People
"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."
Thought
"I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college."
College
"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."
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"If you've got Mystique as your girlfriend the fun you could have in bed - I've just imagined X-Men 3 might open with me in bed with Patrick Stewart."
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Personal Development
"If you don't have a valentine, hang out with your girlfriends, don't go looking for someone. When it's right, they'll come to you."
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Personal Development
"Our fans want us to be happy and if that means being married or having a girlfriend, they are okay with that. Of course, in this industry it is a bit harder to have normal relationships, but it is possible."
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"Appearance is something you should definitely consider when you're going out. Have your girlfriend clip your nails or something like that."
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"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
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"My girlfriend has crabs, I bought her fishnet stockings."
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"When I woke up this morning my girlfriend asked me, "Did you sleep good?" I said "No, I made a few mistakes.""
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"You know when I feel inwardly beautiful? When I am with my girlfriends and we are having a 'goddess circle'."
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"I studied German at school. I lived in Berlin for two years and had a German girlfriend for five years, so I don't find speaking German particularly difficult. Singing was slightly more difficult."
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"I have 20,000 girlfriends, all around the world."
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