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"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
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"I read some, and then visited with people involved in this curious, exciting and somewhat misunderstood sub-culture. I met with a fang maker, who offered to fit me for an exquisite pair."
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"Telling people they look relaxed makes them look relaxed."
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"Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second."
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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."
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"People talk about the conscience, but it seems to me one must just bring it up to a certain point and leave it there. You can let your conscience alone if you're nice to the second housemaid."
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"Who are we? We find that we live on an insignificant planet of a humdrum star lost in a galaxy tucked away in some forgotten corner of a universe in which there are far more galaxies than people."
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"Young people have a marvelous faculty of either dying or adapting themselves to circumstances."
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"Many people feel their outer self isn't the whole self."
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"If you have carefully examined hundred people you met in your life journey, it means that you have read hundred different books! Every person you know is a book; world is full of walking books; some are boring, some are marvellous, some are weak, some are powerful, but they are all useful because they all carry different experiences of different paths!"
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"According to the percentage people, you would be perfectly comfortable."
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"I think the more you do this and the more comfortable you become on stage, you start speaking more and becoming more of a character in yourself."
Character
"Like I told Howard, I can't help it that I'm beautiful."
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"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."
Success
"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
People
"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."
Thought
"My real name is Scott Thompson. I could have gone by that name, but when I started doing comedy I thought I needed to go by something that has a little more of a hook."
Thought
"People always want to put a label on you; they always want to compare you to something."
People
"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."
Years
"I didn't really have a plan of attack when I got in college."
College
"It's weird, I never wish anything bad upon anybody, except two or three old girlfriends."
Girlfriend
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