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"We cannot measure time. We can only measure changes of life and the universe."
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Personal Development
"I wouldn't ask too much of her,' I ventured. 'You can't change the past.''Can't change the past?' he cried incredulously. 'Why of course you can!"
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Personal Development
"Life is a bubble in the ocean of time. At the same time, it can hold all the water of the ocean in her heart."
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Personal Development
"A broad margin of leisure is as beautiful in a man's life as in a book. Haste makes waste, no less in life than in housekeeping. Keep the time, observe the hours of the universe, not of the cars."
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Personal Development
"God had infinite time to give us.... He cut it up into a near succession of new mornings and with each therefore a new idea new inventions and new applications."
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Personal Development
"Time is the greatest and longest-established spinner of all. ... His factory is a secret place his work noiseless and his hands are mutes."
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Personal Development
"Eternity is a mere moment, just long enough for a joke."
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Personal Development
"The value of time is immeasurable."
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Personal Development
"Sometimes I feel like if you just watch things, just sit still and let the world exist in front of you - sometimes I swear that just for a second time freezes and the world pauses in its tilt. Just for a second. And if you somehow found a way to live in that second, then you would live forever."
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"Worrying about what happened on Monday, or, what might happen on Wednesday, is at the expense of one's Tuesday."
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"I always make fun of KISS because I don't particularly think their music is anything."
Music
"My way of fitting in was through jokes and making people laugh."
People
"I was the class clown at school, but at home, my family wasn't very funny."
Family
"I think, over the years, I've kind of evolved."
Years
"There's nothing wrong with trying to reach out to new fans."
Fans
"Carrot Top is a nickname that people call me and I thought that it was more marketable."
Thought
"I always thought marketing in general was an interesting kind of thing. I always liked commercials and billboards."
Thought
"I think it's the fact that I do something different and that I actually have some success with it. That bothers a lot of people... especially comics."
Success
"Video games are so popular these days, getting the opportunity to star in one is something special. More people should do it."
People
"It's our nature: Human beings like success but they hate successful people."
Success
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