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Quotes by Entertainer

"Where there is no struggle, there is no strength."

"December 25th has become guilt and obligation."

"If you do something, expect consequences."

"Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The plan is being held up by finding a location that isn't in their neighborhood."

"You might not think that's cricket, and it's not, it's motor racing."

"In reality, those rare few cases with good forensic evidence are the ones that make it to court."


"'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left him. The cards are stacked against him. He's content to make out with what he's got. He knows he'll go no further."

"But we're not supposed to talk anything besides football."

"Any person who contributes to prosperity must prosper in turn."


"Everything Michael Jackson does on stage is exactly right."


"Today they're making pictures that I wouldn't want Trigger to see."

"Because of my tremendous respect for Bob Barker and for the show's high standards of professionalism I consider this a tremendous honor that few announcers have ever been treated to. Both Rod's and Johnny's shoes are huge; I can't think about filling them."

"A large psychic void is left by a loss of faith. So many Catholics have tried so many things to replace it."

"Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success."


"And that's what I've learned too: writing is key."

"I have never seen a bad television program, because I refuse to. God gave me a mind, and a wrist that turns things off."

"Recognition should come to the reporter who uncovers public cheating or proves a convicted man innocent."

"The development of the comedy club industry destroyed the uniqueness and intimacy of the profession but it also created jobs for comics and bred some great performers."


"I want the big drama. I always said I don't want a wedding I want a parade."


"In all honesty my cake was baking when I met Al - I had made up in my mind already to get physically healthy. He refreshingly was on his own journey so it was almost as if we walked together."

"But day in and day out, the most stimulating part of the work is being a member of a team of so many very bright, articulate and talented professionals."


"Oh, gosh, okay... well, my biggest injury was probably a bone chip in my ankle that required surgery."

"If you come to fame not understanding who you are, it will define who you are."


"The best part of being a vegan is the purity and peace of mind one experiences and the strong connection I feel to the animal kingdom."

"Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets."

"The fewer rules a coach has, the fewer rules there are for players to break."

"I've enjoyed being a part of something from the beginning, when we were still finding our footing."

"You are, at this moment, standing, right in the middle of your own "acres of diamonds.""

"When people show you who they are, believe them."

"I still feel like I gotta prove something. There are a lot of people hoping I fail. But I like that. I need to be hated."

"I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process."

"If mathematics is to be understood widely, we need to emphasise its elegance and its applications. Sometimes it seems that universities want to emphasise how difficult it is!"

"I see the same coffee table everywhere. It's mass marketing."

"In the sixties and seventies you could probably name all the great comics. It was still special."
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"Ideas are elusive, slippery things. Best to keep a pad of paper and a pencil at your bedside, so you can stab them during the night before they get away."

"I get asked this a lot: Why has soccer not succeeded? My answer is, soccer has succeeded. It is already the fastest growing youth participation sport in the U.S. It has already succeeded at the youth level, no question."


"For each episode the five of us are all wearing clothes by the same designer. It's a different designer for each episode, but for each one we're all wearing their clothes."

"I was very interested in theatre, mostly in stage design. I did a little bit of acting."

"I'm curious about everything. Even subjects that don't interest me."

"Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had her breast implants removed. Doctors say that Pamela is doing fine and that her old implants are now dating Charlie Sheen."

"As a journalist, it is so easy to get hardened when you see so many stories that are disturbing. Sometimes it's just your survival mechanism that makes you hardened to some of it."

"We are busy planning the launch of the channel. I am busy planning all kinds of events that go on the channel without me. I have started producing a sound for the channel."

"Errors of taste are very often the outward sign of a deep fault of sensibility."

"So, when I say 'match the hatch', if the fish are taking the nymph, and you're actually producing a replica of a flying insect, you'll catch fresh air."
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