top of page
.png){kind=small}
Quotes by Entertainer
"I'm not a sponge exactly, but I find that something I look at is a great opportunity for ideas."
32
"As far as sustaining our popularity, I believe we can."
32
"Every nut who kills people has a Bible lying around. If you're looking for violent rape imagery, the Bible's right there in your hotel room. If you just want to look up ways to screw people up, there it is, and you're justified because God told you to."
32
"I don't believe in failure. It is not failure if you enjoyed the process."
32
"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
32
"I'm black, I don't feel burdened by it and I don't think it's a huge responsibility. It's part of who I am. It does not define me."
32
"The majority of people who buy homes in golf course communities don't play golf. Golf is way down at the bottom in terms of total numbers and growth."
32
"This Halloween, the most popular mask is the Arnold Schwarzenegger mask. And the best part? With a mouth full of candy you will sound just like him."
31
"We are all Adam's children - it's just the skin that makes all the difference."
31
"Yeah, I think we did the term Muppets before we got the show Sam and Friends - a few months after I started working."
31
"And that just shows you how important the car is in Formula One Racing."
31
"So now my road map has changed and I don't have a really clear idea of what the next stops are."
31
"I am much more interested in the process than results."
31
"The best part of being a vegan is the purity and peace of mind one experiences and the strong connection I feel to the animal kingdom."
31
"Evidence can vary depending on the circumstances, the weather, and how long it has been hanging around."
31
"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"
31
"December 25th has become guilt and obligation."
31
"My musical development stopped when Frank Sinatra died."
31
"'Weary Willie' is very real to me. He is a man who has given up. The boat has gone and left him. The cards are stacked against him. He's content to make out with what he's got. He knows he'll go no further."
31
"Real integrity is doing the right thing, knowing that nobody's going to know whether you did it or not."
31
"When we had been married five years, we had six children. What, in God's name, was wrong with me?"
31
"A lot of food shows need only to tempt. Some food shows only need to inspire, to empower. And there are a lot of shows that do that."
Food,
31
"I know guys in my hometown that drive by feel and sound."
31
"Whatever we plant in our subconscious mind and nourish with repetition and emotion will one day become a reality."
30
"I suppose in London they all drink from the same watering holes."
30
"In reality, the most important things happen when you don't look for them."
30
"And since I just turned 32, I'm thinking about getting married, having a family, and that's very difficult to do on the road as a correspondent."
30
"I think there's a little bit of sizzling here. Honestly, I can feel it. The ions are flying back and forth."
30
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
30
"Have you ever had one of those moments when you look up and realize that you're one of those people you see on the train talking to themselves?"
30
"I have moved from certainty to doubt, from devotion to rebellion."
30
"It's like trying to pin down a kangaroo on a trampoline."
30
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
30
"I think seeing Pryor's first movie, Live In Concert, when I was in high school changed my life. Pryor really put the heart in darkness for me."
30
"Harley-Davidson is the finest company in the world."
30
"By laughing at me, the audience really laughs at themselves, and realizing they have done this gives them sort of a spiritual second wind for going back into the battles of life."
30
"A happy person is not a person in a certain set of circumstances, but rather a person with a certain set of attitudes."
30
"Segregation never brought anyone anything except trouble."
30
"We should not use crippled children to sell hamburgers. Ever."
30
"But we're not supposed to talk anything besides football."
30
bottom of page