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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

"But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania."

"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."

"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."

"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

"I have this cozy house here and I get three pensions from the States. I've done nicely."

"But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that."
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"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
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