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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"Long before the thousand millions are here, the mighty centrifugal tendency, inherent in this stock and strengthened in the United States, will assert itself."
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"I think I'm constantly in a state of adjustment."
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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."
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"I won all the blue ribbons for canning at the state fair."
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"No, the United States does not target civilians."
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"Well, the Empire State was about 40' high in the studio. King Kong was a little model about 2' high, and the scenery that he worked in was in proportion to his size."
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"But ya have to make videos in the States. Usually ours just look too serious. We haven't got it together."
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"In my view, Arafat is the only Palestinian in the world that isn't willing to have an independent Palestinian state."
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"But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that."
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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
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"It's a dog eat dog world, and Mr. Perfect is a Milk Bone."
World
"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
Poor
"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."
Money
"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
Thought
"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."
Money
"I'd love to be popular in Barcelona. That sounds like a fun job."
Love
"A friend in need is a pest."
Friendship
"There's nothing better than a good, blind referee."
Blind
"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."
Voice
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