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Bobby Heenan

"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

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"But in the long run we're not going to be able to keep out of state trash away from Pennsylvania."

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"The United States is a beautiful place, you know?"

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"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."

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"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."

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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

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"I have this cozy house here and I get three pensions from the States. I've done nicely."

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"I exist in a state of almost perpetual hysteria."

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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

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A.E. Samaan

"But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that."

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