"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

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"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."

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"There's usually a rhythm and a melody in my head, and that creates an emotional state."

Stephan Jenkins, American Musician

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"I did have a big following in the upper New York area. I was at the New York State Fair a few times over the years. I have areas that I say are my areas."

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"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

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"I have this cozy house here and I get three pensions from the States. I've done nicely."

Jonathan Frid, Canadian Actor

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"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

Pat Oliphant, Australian Cartoonist

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"It's a coup by the GOP to grab the governorship to California to make this place a safe haven for George W. Bush in 2004. It's incredible when you think about it. The recall cost the state $100 million."

Al Jardine, American Musician

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"I think the United States is way behind the times."

Christopher Atkins, American Actor

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"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."

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"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."

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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."

"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."

"There's usually a rhythm and a melody in my head, and that creates an emotional state."

"I did have a big following in the upper New York area. I was at the New York State Fair a few times over the years. I have areas that I say are my areas."

"I don't think I will ever do any tours again in the United States. I rather think that that's over with."

"I have this cozy house here and I get three pensions from the States. I've done nicely."

"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."

"It's a coup by the GOP to grab the governorship to California to make this place a safe haven for George W. Bush in 2004. It's incredible when you think about it. The recall cost the state $100 million."

"I think the United States is way behind the times."

"The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants to stay in the United States. The plan called for a million Mexicans to marry a million of our ugliest citizens."

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"There's only two kinds of music I don't like... Country and Western."

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"You can win, it'll just cost you some money."

"The money's the same, whether you earn it or scam it."

"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."

"A friend in need is a pest."

"You'd have a good voice, if it ever came out of your throat."

"Have you ever been to Glens Falls? The city limits signs are on the same post."

"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."