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"We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mass destruction we have been looking for as our pretext of invading Iraq. There's just one problem - it's in North Korea."
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"You should issue demerits for tree cutting or the destruction of humus."
"It sets its face rightfully against the doctrines of the Anarchist and the Communist, who seek to solve the social problems not by patient endeavor, but by brutal destruction."
"Free nations are peaceful nations. Free nations don't attack each other. Free nations don't develop weapons of mass destruction."
"It is not contrary to reason to prefer the destruction of the whole world to the scratching of my finger."
"I'm not concerned about weapons of mass destruction."
"Markets as well as mobs respond to human emotions; markets as well as mobs can be inflamed to their own destruction."
"Insane sects grow with the same rhythm as big organizations. It is the rhythm of total destruction."
"As horrific as this impact has been on my constituents, it is only a small part of the overwhelming destruction covering 90,000 square miles of the Gulf Coast."
"A destruction, an annihilation that only man can provoke, only man can prevent."
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