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Quotes by Entertainer


"Well, we don't take money from people and then show the product. It has to be a product that we like anyway, and that's true for all five of us, which is one of the really nice things about the way we make the show."

"Survivor has been such a hit, and out of that have come so many interesting stories from people that we don't see on the big screen. We have helped make them incredible celebrities."

"The higher the general average of intelligence, all things else being equal, the less the disposition to be meddlesome, critical, and overbearing."


"The world changed. Hollywood changed. I think we've lost something, and we don't know how to get it back."


"I have always hated celebrities lecturing people on politics. So forgive me. But I am passionate about this country. I am equally passionate about the potential of the people who live here."

"Toil, feel, think, hope; you will be sure to dream enough before you die, without arranging for it."


"If I said to most of the people who auditioned, 'Good job, awesome, well done,' it would have made me actually look and feel ridiculous. It's quite obvious most of the people who turned up for this audition were hopeless."

"As the U.S., the world is questioning why not end it, and so if, in fact, we were to pull out, the world would definitely question why we did this to begin with. But I still believe the world would call upon us for help if they needed it."

"Your problem is to bridge the gap which exists between where you are now and the goal you intend to reach."


"My home has always been show business."

"It did not come naturally; in fact, it would be difficult to conceive of any more dogmatic and less tolerant people than the first settlers on New England shores."


"I had started losing weight. I mean he didn't know anything about the journey that I was on at that point obviously but from my highest weight of just over 300 pounds I lost about 45 pounds."

"It wasn't success, because Teller and I, by the time Asparagus Valley got together - within a year, we had achieved all our goals. I mean, our goal was to earn our living doing exactly what we wanted. Which is many people's goal."

"The finished product is often of less importance than the skills and confidence gained through the process and the way in which the community is strengthened through people in it work and are brought together."

"As soon as we find a cure, we will utilize any of the donations to go toward providing medication to those who can't afford it. That is my goal."


"The truth does not require a majority to prevail, ladies and gentlemen. The truth is its own power. The truth will out. Never forget that."

"The bile makes it better. I am an information wasting machine - 100s of words a day."


"I was so opposed to the war in Vietnam that I initially refused President Nixon's urgings for me to go there."

"Insomnia is my greatest inspiration."

"It's almost like while you are working for the WWF everything is fine and good, but if you are no longer employed by them they want you to just drop off the face of the earth and it's like you never existed."


"Part of show business is magic. You don't know how it happens."


"Enraging liberals is simply one of the more enjoyable side effects of my wisdom."

"The names are bigger, the show is worldwide, but I get a royal pass into life in the broadcasting business."

"Walt gave me a VIP tour of the studio. I remember people doing voices."


"As far as luxury goes, about the only thing I do is... I go first class all the way. I live on the road, so when I'm out there, I'm getting the nice hotel suite, I'm getting the luxury car, I'm eating the good food, and I make sure I take care of myself on the road."


"I think you have to judge everything based on your personal taste. And if that means being critical, so be it. I hate political correctness. I absolutely loathe it."


"I want to see a player on the football field. I want to see what kind of teammate they are, what kind of leadership qualities they have. I want to see how aggressive they are, how much fun they have playing the game."


"We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that."

"If I do something caring for a friend, I have no doubt in my mind they would do it for me."

"You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?"

"Telling the community a serial killer is out there stirs up a lot of unpleasant attention."

"In the clashes between ignorance and intelligence, ignorance is generally the aggressor."

"Getting into the habit of switching a timer on will, I promise, save you from any number of kitchen disasters."

"I'm developing a record company. I'm learning how to supervise music on a film."

"I love poking fun at myself. I have a rather mean sense of humor."


"I've just taught thousands of people over the radio in the USA how to mend broken watches and broken house appliances. I am a catalyst or trigger to access these powers."

"I think I'd like to stay anchoring because, number one, I'm learning a lot, and I love it when I'm learning. And number two, I also have the luxury of a stable life."

"The name Crow was inspired by a number of things. I thought it would be cool to have a robot with sort of a Native American feel to it."


"This is the time that I really miss being in my courtroom because I believe that that's the last place in this country where there's supposed to be fairness."

"People are where they are because that is exactly where they really want to be - whether they will admit that or not."


"Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century."
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