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"You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?"
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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
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"I'm doing 5000 seat theaters and audiences are going nuts, it's fantastic and it makes me very happy. I'm dirty, but not like this; I just do comedy that I find funny. I'm working on a new tv show for cable and it's not set up yet."
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"It's funny; I actually made poorer decisions when I sobered up then when I was screwed up."
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"It was a JOB; the video show was a JOB; you don't tell the Aristocrats joke at 8 o'clock at night on network tv, it would be funny though. But those guys know I like dirty stuff, I like clean stuff too."
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"Of course, the wind sort of swept up and the music was flying around in mid air and they were trying to play off it. You had to be there. It was quite funny."
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"It's funny how the music industry is enraged about the Internet and the way things are copied without being paid for. But you know why people steal the music? Because they can't afford the music."
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"I am odd-looking. I sometimes think I look like a funny Muppet."
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"The British are so funny. It's like they can't believe I lived in Hackney. 'You could live in Bondi Beach. Why would you want to live in 'Ackney?' But Hackney's fantastic. I'm serious. There are so many artists there. I loved the markets, the parks, the pubs, the diversity. It was a cultural melting-pot."
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"I never thought I was funny, but I enjoy being funny."
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"Only man has dignity; only man, therefore, can be funny."
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"You know this old style of American family series? Well, I sit there and cry."
Family
"There are no limits, love, there are no limits."
Love
"I'd rather you didn't talk, but it's up to you."
Talk
"You didn't want to laugh, did you? It wasn't very funny, was it?"
Funny
"When my mother died, I had to go on air that night and do jokes."
Mother
"I terminated the interview when I didn't know what he was talking about and went upstairs to lunch."
Talking
"I never, absolutely never, keep people waiting."
People
"Many people think I'm a television personality. I never have been! Just someone who acts it."
People
"I emphasise the following: don't, whatever happens, be anyone but yourself. Don't act anyone else-that would be fatal."
Act
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