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"Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century."
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"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit."
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"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?"
Health
"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
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"Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule."
Want
"Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government."
Government
"Poverty is not the root cause of crime."
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"After the Republican Party did everything that Colin Powell says it needs to do to grow, and nominated the very kind of candidate he wanted in 2008, what did Powell do? He endorsed Obama! So according to the Drive-Bys and David Gergen, Republicans should let somebody who campaigned and voted for Obama, tell us how to build our party."
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"I want anyone who believes in life, liberty, pursuit of happiness to succeed. And I want any force, any person, any element of an overarching Big Government that would stop your success, I want that organization, that element or that person to fail. I want you to succeed."
Government
"The press has met their Waterloo, and it's Obama."
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"I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems."
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"A President's hardest task is not to do what is right, but to know what is right."
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"This President is going to lead us out of this recovery."
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"When asked for your views, by the press or others, remember that what they really want to know is the President's views."
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"Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of the willing. Or, as the rest of the world calls them, Britain and Spain."
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"I believe we will elect a new President in 2012."
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"I had to perform at the White House for the president, That's always kind of a weird set to try to put together."
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"The President is going to benefit from me reporting directly to him when I arrive."
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"I'm the only president you've got."
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"Ten of those Republican incumbents, all of whom voted for the impeachment of President Clinton, are from states that Bill Clinton carried."
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"A master of improvised speech and improvised policies."
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