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Quotes by Actor


"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."

"There we were in the middle of a sexual revolution wearing clothes that guaranteed we wouldn't get laid."

"Most cynics are really crushed romantics: they've been hurt, they're sensitive, and their cynicism is a shell that's protecting this tiny, dear part in them that's still alive."


"I'm obsessed with shopping. I'll get these urges to buy, like to shop for stuff on the Internet. I search for all kinds of weird gizmos I could get."

"I spent most of my high school years on movie sets and I'd have like one teacher, which was really bad."

"Suddenly you're surrounded by strangers who want something from you. The thing is, they don't know what they want, and you don't know what they want, unless it's an autograph, and you just sort of stand there grinning at one another."


"There is a big cry in California to stop everyone from running to Canada."

"I don't like to produce albums. I hate producing albums, as a matter of fact, because I'm an obsessed mixer and I can't leave it alone."

"I should only have been as lucky as Valentino, in the movies - I didn't have to be a gigolo. In real life."

"To mankind in general Macbeth and Lady Macbeth stand out as the supreme type of all that a host and hostess should not be."

"An album is such a personal thing. It's something I always wanted to do. It's me doing me, singing as me."

"There's a shortage of perfects breasts in this world. It would be a pity to damage yours."

"I just felt that if I went into Speed 2, I just... wouldn't have come up out of the water."

"People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity. Clean vulgarity can be very shocking and that, in my view, gives greater involvement."

"The very best thing about doing it is seeing the reaction on kid's faces when you tell them you've done it."

"Don't ask me who my favourite monster was because I'm sick of saying Tom Baker."

"Richard Burton came from the same town as me, so I thought I'd follow my nose, and follow my luck. I think I've been very lucky."

"Once in a while I'll get moved to do some exercise. It's something I long for but the biggest problem is bending down and putting my tennis shoes on. Once I go out I'm OK."

"The kindest word to describe my performance in school was Sloth."

"The basic quality that any great story must have is a story that illustrates the human condition."


"Four months of preparation and about 12 hours of shooting turned into about 30 seconds of screen time."

"What I've got to do now is let them judge me for who I am as an actor and not for my notoriety."

"I had never really pictured myself working in children's ministries. I always figured I would be more comfortable with maybe teens or adult ministries."

"All fixed set patterns are incapable of adaptability or pliability. The truth is outside of all fixed patterns."


"In our show you have to pay attention and know what happened before. I think it's very intelligent entertainment. It makes demands of viewers that a lot of shows don't."

"Tequila. Straight. There's a real polite drink. You keep drinking until you finally take one more and it just won't go down. Then you know you've reached your limit."
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