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"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
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"I look like Walt Disney just threw up."
Disney
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
Rap
"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
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"I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon..."
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"The one whose 'alochana (confession of mistakes), pratikraman (asking for forgiveness) and pratyakhyan (avowal to never repeat the mistake)' are true (done correctly), he is bound to attain the knowledge of the Self (attain self realization)."
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Personal Development
"I must tell you what you will not ask, though I may wish it unsaid the next moment."
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Personal Development
"I ain't never done nothin' that wasn't part sin."
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Personal Development
"Use of a mentally ill person's involuntary confession is antithetical to the notion of fundamental fairness embodied in the due process clause."
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Personal Development
"I don't know, maybe it's because I was raised Catholic. Confession has always held a great appeal for me."
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Personal Development
"My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit."
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Personal Development
"Confession, alas, is the new handshake."
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Personal Development
"What can't you bear?''This island,' Gabe says. He breathes a long pause between every word he says. 'That house you and Finn are in. People talking. The fish - goddamn fish. I'll smell like them for the rest of my life. The horses. Everything. I can't do it any more.'. . . It feels like he's confessed that he's dying of a disease I've never heard of, with symptoms I can't see."
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Personal Development
"If you can confess before a friend, you don't need a priest."
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Personal Development
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