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"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
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"Confession breaks the power of canceled sin. It also heals the broken heart."
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"My stomach hurts, but if it's guilt or impacted stool, I can't tell. Either way, I'm so full of shit."
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"I ain't never done nothin' that wasn't part sin."
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"The one whose 'alochana (confession of mistakes), pratikraman (asking for forgiveness) and pratyakhyan (avowal to never repeat the mistake)' are true (done correctly), he is bound to attain the knowledge of the Self (attain self realization)."
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"If you can confess before a friend, you don't need a priest."
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"If I write what I feel, it's to reduce the fever of feeling. What I confess is unimportant, because everything is unimportant."
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"My confessions did nothing to alter this situation, but for the first time in my life I felt that somebody actually knew me. Three somebodies, to be exact. Two were roaming the highway in a Cadillac, doing God knows what with a CB radio, but the other was as close to me as my own skin, and I could now feel the undiluted pleasure of her company."
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"What could anyone confess that would be worth anything or serve any useful purpose? What has happened to us has either happened to everyone or to us alone, if the former it has no novelty value and if the latter it will be incomprehensible."
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"Tonight was... well, it was perfect for me too. You've turned my world upside down. I've fallen in love with you, chica, and it scares the fuckin' shit outta me. I've been shakin' all night, because I knew it.I've tried to deny it, to make you think I wanted you as a fake girlfriend, but that was a lie."
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"I'm shy in person - so afraid to confess my love - I need a go-between - our mutual friend, the Moon..."
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"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"I'm Jim Phillips, I have multiple personalities. I'm also a skindiver, a puppeteer, and I was the tenth president of the United States."
President
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"When it comes to making love, I may not be the best, but I'm damn gouda."
Love
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
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