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Internet Quotes


"Who needs fan mail when you have the Internet?"


"No matter how much Bill Gates may claim otherwise, he missed the Internet, like a barreling freight train that he didn't hear or see coming."


"One of the problems with the Internet is that a lot of times it is inaccurate."


"I think the Internet, particularly the availability of information, is great. I do a lot of correspondence on-line and have a chat line to talk to my fans as well."


"The web site and the Internet are a whole new ball game."


"In general, the Internet was not designed to accommodate deliberate failures to communicate."


"I'll happily mentor anyone who wants mentoring, and most of that goes on by internet rather than face to face."


"There are some scary statistics out there: one in five kids aged 10-17 have received a sexual solicitation or approach via the Internet."


"There's something on the Internet called the White Resistance Manual. It's pretty much for white supremacists."


"Unlike the phone system, which is engineered around an application, the Internet layered model allows you to, in essence, separate applications from infrastructure."


"Well, there's that girl on the Internet - although this isn't an example of someone who doesn't know they're on - but there's a girl on the Internet who posts one photograph every two minutes from her bedroom."


"For me that's what's fascinating about the internet, that aggregate thing."


"I think almost every newspaper in the United States has lost circulation due to the Internet. I also think the Internet will lead to a lot of plagiarism in journalism."


"AT&T will not block access to the public Internet or degrade service, period."


"I think that new communications are wonderful and I am delighted to be a part of the Internet generation."


"The Internet is not just one thing, it's a collection of things - of numerous communications networks that all speak the same digital language."


"The rock sitting on the shelf has potential because it can fall-it's the same way with the Internet. It has this potential. It's not really doing it yet, but it's about to."


"The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last 2,000 years will be determined by Internet vote... so look for Howard Stern's Private Parts to come in No. 1."


"I see the Internet as the next big deal - I wanted to get in on it early on so I wouldn't get behind it all."


"I don't think that Yahoo or any other Internet company should try to become a television network. We will be nowhere if we have to create our own content."


"When I get back from this book tour, I'm planning to learn the internet. Maybe I can hook up in cyberspace."


"If Al Gore invented the Internet, I invented spell check."


"The internet will catastrophically collapse in 1996."


"Uncollected sales taxes on Internet purchases cost the states more than $16 billion in 2001."


"It seems to me like the Internet allows you to break that structure a little bit. You know, here's your CD that's going into stores, here's your EP that you offer online, here's a subscription for songs you recorded on the road, here's your live stuff streaming."


"The Internet is a telephone system that's gotten uppity."


"With 500 channels and the Internet available, you'd think a candidate could get the word out."


"The Internet has become important on the world's stage."


"What I think is highly inappropriate is what's going on across the Internet, a kind of political jihad against Dan Rather and CBS News that's quite outrageous."


"The justices have constitutionally protected obscenity in libraries, filth over cable television, and now unlimited internet pornography."


"I found out through the Internet that I have AIDS. I learned that I was dead. Where else would I find these things?"


"You mentioned Ross Perot. Mr. Perot jumped into the race at the last minute, had one issue that he ran on, the budget deficit, was in and out of the race a couple of times, and still got 20 million votes, didn't have the Internet."


"Once the smoke of the market crash clears off, you know, the Internet will pick back up and go. Take a look at what's happening to some of the big companies like eBay and Yahoo, the publicly traded stocks. You know, they're all coming back up off the mat now."


"The Internet provides a delivery system for pathological states of mind."
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