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Quotes by British Authors

"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair."
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Arnold J. Toynbee
"America is a large friendly dog in a small room. Every time it wags its tail it knocks over a chair."
"Yes, disappointment over perceived unfairness, injustice, promises not kept, tends to go hand in hand with increasing prosperity. Expectations are dashed. What can I say!"
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Mary Douglas
"Yes, disappointment over perceived unfairness, injustice, promises not kept, tends to go hand in hand with increasing prosperity. Expectations are dashed. What can I say!"
"There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance."
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Gilbert Parker
"There is no refuge from memory and remorse in this world. The spirits of our foolish deeds haunt us, with or without repentance."
"I haven't had to struggle very much. I haven't paid my dues. I think I have been lucky."
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Colin Firth
"I haven't had to struggle very much. I haven't paid my dues. I think I have been lucky."
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"Moral courage is higher and a rarer virtue than physical courage."
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William J. Slim
"Moral courage is higher and a rarer virtue than physical courage."
"Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude, and the society of thyself."
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Thomas Browne
"Be able to be alone. Lose not the advantage of solitude, and the society of thyself."
"British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target."
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Rory Bremner
"British politics is more nuanced. Part of the problem with New Labour is that they are a moving target."
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"Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female."
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Jo Brand
"Who do I like? I am a big fan of French and Saunders - not that that they are particularly stand-up I have to say, but I think they have been great for women and they are of themselves just incredibly funny whether they are male or female."
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"The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk."
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Patrick Murray
"The only difference between a dead skunk lying in the road and a dead lawyer lying in the road is that there are skid marks around the skunk."
"Research shows that parents are the single biggest influence on children - if you are worried about your teen and drugs, talk to them."
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John Walters
"Research shows that parents are the single biggest influence on children - if you are worried about your teen and drugs, talk to them."
"The reason they keep it so tight is that no one liked them, so that without each other, actually, they couldn't exist. They support each other. They support their flaws and everything else."
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Jennifer Saunders
"The reason they keep it so tight is that no one liked them, so that without each other, actually, they couldn't exist. They support each other. They support their flaws and everything else."
"Irony is the hygiene of the mind."
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Elizabeth Bibesco
"Irony is the hygiene of the mind."
"I have worked with this red all over the world - in Japan, California, France, Britain, Australia - a vein running round the earth. It has taught me about the flow, energy and life that connects one place with another."
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Andy Goldsworthy
"I have worked with this red all over the world - in Japan, California, France, Britain, Australia - a vein running round the earth. It has taught me about the flow, energy and life that connects one place with another."
"It seems true that the growth of science and secularism made organized Christianity feel under threat."
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Mary Douglas
"It seems true that the growth of science and secularism made organized Christianity feel under threat."
"If no set of moral ideas were truer or better than any other, there would be no sense in preferring civilised morality to savage morality."
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C. S. Lewis
"If no set of moral ideas were truer or better than any other, there would be no sense in preferring civilised morality to savage morality."
"It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism."
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Neil Gaiman
"It has been said that civilization is twenty-four hours and two meals away from barbarism."
"I was involved in school plays, but when I left school I did a couple of odd jobs as a baker's apprentice and then as a fruit market porter in Manchester."
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John Thaw
"I was involved in school plays, but when I left school I did a couple of odd jobs as a baker's apprentice and then as a fruit market porter in Manchester."
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"Idris: Are all people like this?The Doctor: Like what?Idris: So much bigger on the inside."
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Neil Gaiman
"Idris: Are all people like this?The Doctor: Like what?Idris: So much bigger on the inside."
"In philosophy, it is not the attainment of the goal that matters, it is the things that are met along the way."
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Havelock Ellis
"In philosophy, it is not the attainment of the goal that matters, it is the things that are met along the way."
"It's taken us 10 years, and it was constant excitement. I was constantly shocked by how evil he could be. Mao was very, very shrewd but he didn't have human feeling."
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Jung Chang
"It's taken us 10 years, and it was constant excitement. I was constantly shocked by how evil he could be. Mao was very, very shrewd but he didn't have human feeling."
"Human beings are incredibly slow, Cosmic Ordering is incredibly fast!"
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Stephen Richards
"Human beings are incredibly slow, Cosmic Ordering is incredibly fast!"
"It's the publicity function of Amnesty that I think has made its name so widely known, not only to readers in the world, but to governments - and that's what matters."
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Peter Benenson
"It's the publicity function of Amnesty that I think has made its name so widely known, not only to readers in the world, but to governments - and that's what matters."
"What our children have to fear is not the cars on the highways of tomorrow but our own pleasure in calculating the most elegant parameters of their deaths."
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J. G. Ballard
"What our children have to fear is not the cars on the highways of tomorrow but our own pleasure in calculating the most elegant parameters of their deaths."
"The reason why the stone is red is its iron content, which is also why our blood is red."
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Andy Goldsworthy
"The reason why the stone is red is its iron content, which is also why our blood is red."
"These days politics, religion, media seem to get all mixed up. Television became the new religion a long time back and the media has taken over."
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Van Morrison
"These days politics, religion, media seem to get all mixed up. Television became the new religion a long time back and the media has taken over."
"Flattery is the infantry of negotiation."
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Lord Chandos
"Flattery is the infantry of negotiation."
"In other words, Theology is practical: especially now. In the old days, when there was less education and discussion, perhaps it was possible to get on with a very few simple ideas about God. But it is not so now. Everyone reads, everyone hears things discussed. Consequently, if you do not listen to Theology, that will not mean that you have no ideas about God. It will mean that you have a lot of wrong ones - bad, muddled, out-of-date ideas. For a great many of the ideas about God which are trotted out as novelties to-day are simply the ones which real Theologians tried centuries ago and rejected."
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C. S. Lewis
"In other words, Theology is practical: especially now. In the old days, when there was less education and discussion, perhaps it was possible to get on with a very few simple ideas about God. But it is not so now. Everyone reads, everyone hears things discussed. Consequently, if you do not listen to Theology, that will not mean that you have no ideas about God. It will mean that you have a lot of wrong ones - bad, muddled, out-of-date ideas. For a great many of the ideas about God which are trotted out as novelties to-day are simply the ones which real Theologians tried centuries ago and rejected."
"Here I am in my first command - a bit dazed but feeling very grand."
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Lord Mountbatten
"Here I am in my first command - a bit dazed but feeling very grand."
"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Talk to a man about himself and he will listen for hours."
"Man is nature's sole mistake."
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William Gilbert
"Man is nature's sole mistake."
"History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen."
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Enoch Powell
"History is littered with wars which everybody knew would never happen."
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"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."
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John Peel
"I never make stupid mistakes. Only very, very clever ones."
"The single best machine to measure trust is a human being. We haven't figured out a metric that works better than our own sort of, like, 'There's something fishy about you'."
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Simon Sinek
"The single best machine to measure trust is a human being. We haven't figured out a metric that works better than our own sort of, like, 'There's something fishy about you'."
"Freedom. And Justice. If you have those two, it covers everything. You must stick to those principles and have the courage of your convictions."
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Ian Smith
"Freedom. And Justice. If you have those two, it covers everything. You must stick to those principles and have the courage of your convictions."
"When we finally came to start work on this, the joy was it was only Joel and I, we didn't have to answer to anybody, and we didn't have to submit a screen play or anything like that. We just wrote it and then made it."
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Andrew Lloyd Webber
"When we finally came to start work on this, the joy was it was only Joel and I, we didn't have to answer to anybody, and we didn't have to submit a screen play or anything like that. We just wrote it and then made it."
"Good marriages are made in heaven. Or some such place."
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Robert Bolt
"Good marriages are made in heaven. Or some such place."
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"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom."
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Roald Dahl
"A person is a fool to become a writer. His only compensation is absolute freedom."
"I am interested in mathematics only as a creative art."
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G. H. Hardy
"I am interested in mathematics only as a creative art."
"Attempt the end, and never stand to doubt. Nothing's so hard but search will find it out."
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Robert Herrick
"Attempt the end, and never stand to doubt. Nothing's so hard but search will find it out."
"'Battle For The Planet Of The Apes', was just a film for kids and didn't have any deep meaning."
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J. Lee Thompson
"'Battle For The Planet Of The Apes', was just a film for kids and didn't have any deep meaning."
"I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week."
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Cynthia Payne
"I think all old folk's homes should have striptease. If I ran one I'd have a striptease every week."
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"Most actors will tell you they have some sort of dream of doing something other than what they're doing."
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Colin Firth
"Most actors will tell you they have some sort of dream of doing something other than what they're doing."
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"As much as we all love playing live, it's not normal to be on the road all the time, to have no home."
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Gavin Rossdale
"As much as we all love playing live, it's not normal to be on the road all the time, to have no home."
"I think I'm a better actress for having friends and interests outside the theatre. I wouldn't want to live my life surrounded by other actors all the time."
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Penelope Keith
"I think I'm a better actress for having friends and interests outside the theatre. I wouldn't want to live my life surrounded by other actors all the time."
"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
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Tim Vine
"Apparently, one in five people in the world are Chinese. And there are five people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother, Colin. Or my younger brother, Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin."
"People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to."
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Malcolm Muggeridge
"People do not believe lies because they have to, but because they want to."
"Music is spiritual. The music business is not."
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Van Morrison
"Music is spiritual. The music business is not."
"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."
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Queen Victoria
"I don't dislike babies, though I think very young ones rather disgusting."
"The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill."
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Leonard Woolf
"The grinding of the intellect is for most people as painful as a dentist's drill."
"The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs."
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Princess Margaret
"The Queen is the only person who can put on a tiara with one hand, while walking down stairs."
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