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Quotes by British Authors

"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
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Prince Philip
"When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a new wife."
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"Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since."
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Edith Sitwell
"Hot water is my native element. I was in it as a baby, and I have never seemed to get out of it ever since."
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"He did not care if she was heartless, vicious and vulgar, stupid and grasping, he loved her. He would rather have misery with one than happiness with the other."
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W. Somerset Maugham
"He did not care if she was heartless, vicious and vulgar, stupid and grasping, he loved her. He would rather have misery with one than happiness with the other."
"To shipbrokers, coal was black gold."
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Roald Dahl
"To shipbrokers, coal was black gold."
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"Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering."
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Colin Firth
"Bridget Jones is part of literary lore now and actually to be a part of it is enormously flattering."
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"If mathematics is to be understood widely, we need to emphasise its elegance and its applications. Sometimes it seems that universities want to emphasise how difficult it is!"
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Johnny Ball
"If mathematics is to be understood widely, we need to emphasise its elegance and its applications. Sometimes it seems that universities want to emphasise how difficult it is!"
"Flirting is a woman's trade, one must keep in practice."
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Charlotte Bronte
"Flirting is a woman's trade, one must keep in practice."
"Television's Mr. Filth: that's me."
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Dennis Potter
"Television's Mr. Filth: that's me."
"The secret to success is constancy of purpose."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"The secret to success is constancy of purpose."
"You may possibly become rich by just caring about yourself and what you want to gain from your profession and your life but you cannot possibly enrich the lives of everyone you meet that way."
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Rasheed Ogunlaru
"You may possibly become rich by just caring about yourself and what you want to gain from your profession and your life but you cannot possibly enrich the lives of everyone you meet that way."
"Relinquish! What! my vocation? My great work? My foundation laid on earth for a mansion in heaven? My hopes of being numbered in the band who have merged all ambitions in the glorious one of bettering their race - of carrying knowledge into the realms of ignorance - of substituting peace for war - freedom for bondage - religion for superstition - the hope of heaven for the fear of hell? Must I relinquish that? It is dearer than the blood in my veins. It is what I have to look forward to, and to live for."
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Charlotte Bronte
"Relinquish! What! my vocation? My great work? My foundation laid on earth for a mansion in heaven? My hopes of being numbered in the band who have merged all ambitions in the glorious one of bettering their race - of carrying knowledge into the realms of ignorance - of substituting peace for war - freedom for bondage - religion for superstition - the hope of heaven for the fear of hell? Must I relinquish that? It is dearer than the blood in my veins. It is what I have to look forward to, and to live for."
"Great countries are those that produce great people."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Great countries are those that produce great people."
"Poetry destroyed? Genius banished? No! Mediocrity, no: do not let envy prompt you to the thought. No; they not only live, but reign, and redeem: and without their divine influence spread everywhere, you would be in hell--the hell of your own meanness."
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Charlotte Bronte
"Poetry destroyed? Genius banished? No! Mediocrity, no: do not let envy prompt you to the thought. No; they not only live, but reign, and redeem: and without their divine influence spread everywhere, you would be in hell--the hell of your own meanness."
"I am very much aware that if I am getting good press at the moment I could just as easily be getting bad press. I cannot have the good and forget the bad. You have to accept it both ways."
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Damon Hill
"I am very much aware that if I am getting good press at the moment I could just as easily be getting bad press. I cannot have the good and forget the bad. You have to accept it both ways."
"My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it."
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Roald Dahl
"My father was a Norwegian who came from a small town near Oslo. He broke his arm at the elbow when he was 14, and they amputated it."
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"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
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Edith Sitwell
"I am patient with stupidity but not with those who are proud of it."
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"I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable."
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Stephen Fry
"I think we have all experienced passion that is not in any sense reasonable."
"Genius, when young, is divine."
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Benjamin Disraeli
"Genius, when young, is divine."
"When things go wrong, you'll find they usually go on getting worse for some time; but when things once start going right they often go on getting better and better."
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C. S. Lewis
"When things go wrong, you'll find they usually go on getting worse for some time; but when things once start going right they often go on getting better and better."
"Outside, even through the shut window-pane, the world looked cold."
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George Orwell
"Outside, even through the shut window-pane, the world looked cold."
"I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen."
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Rory Bremner
"I'm supposed to be the director of a television company, but I've only ever seen that company as a vehicle for making the kind of programmes we wanted to make, getting our ideas on the screen."
"Never break the neutrality of a port or place, but never consider as neutral any place from whence an attack is allowed to be made."
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Horatio Nelson
"Never break the neutrality of a port or place, but never consider as neutral any place from whence an attack is allowed to be made."
"When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel."
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Stephen Fry
"When you get just a complete sense of blackness or void ahead of you, that somehow the future looks an impossible place to be, and the direction you are going seems to have no purpose, there is this word despair which is a very awful thing to feel."
"Genre categories are irrelevant. I dislike them, but I do not have the casting vote."
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Tanith Lee
"Genre categories are irrelevant. I dislike them, but I do not have the casting vote."
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"I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying."
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Derek Jarman
"I'm not afraid of death but I am afraid of dying."
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"One describes a tale best by telling the tale. You see? The way one describes a story, to oneself or to the world, is by telling the story. It is a balancing act and it is a dream. The more accurate the map, the more it resembles the territory. The most accurate map possible would be the territory, and thus would be perfectly accurate and perfectly useless. The tale is the map that is the territory.You must remember this."
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Neil Gaiman
"One describes a tale best by telling the tale. You see? The way one describes a story, to oneself or to the world, is by telling the story. It is a balancing act and it is a dream. The more accurate the map, the more it resembles the territory. The most accurate map possible would be the territory, and thus would be perfectly accurate and perfectly useless. The tale is the map that is the territory.You must remember this."
"A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and the minimum of comment."
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Richard Cobden
"A newspaper should be the maximum of information, and the minimum of comment."
"Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken."
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Jane Austen
"Seldom, very seldom, does complete truth belong to any human disclosure; seldom can it happen that something is not a little disguised, or a little mistaken."
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"Normally I would have been the first to go in search of cannibal monks, particularly as I had heard of a similar tradition at a nunnery in the Philippines. It's the sort of quest I can't resist."
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Tahir Shah
"Normally I would have been the first to go in search of cannibal monks, particularly as I had heard of a similar tradition at a nunnery in the Philippines. It's the sort of quest I can't resist."
"I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."
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C. S. Lewis
"I have learned now that while those who speak about one's miseries usually hurt, those who keep silence hurt more."
"When you use positive words it naturally has a very dynamic effect on the energy present around you."
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Stephen Richards
"When you use positive words it naturally has a very dynamic effect on the energy present around you."
"The Empress has been connected with the ideas of universal fecundity and in a general sense with activity."
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Arthur E. Waite
"The Empress has been connected with the ideas of universal fecundity and in a general sense with activity."
"There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook."
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Ronald Biggs
"There's a difference between criminals and crooks. Crooks steal. Criminals blow some guy's brains out. I'm a crook."
"Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself."
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Arthur Eddington
"Proof is an idol before whom the pure mathematician tortures himself."
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"Usually I can hear the pianos, the saxophone, and usually I can hear Ronnie. But I really need to listen to Keith and Mick. The rest of the band is sort of an embellishment to that."
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Charlie Watts
"Usually I can hear the pianos, the saxophone, and usually I can hear Ronnie. But I really need to listen to Keith and Mick. The rest of the band is sort of an embellishment to that."
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"The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive."
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Kenneth Williams
"The nice thing about quotes is that they give us a nodding acquaintance with the originator which is often socially impressive."
"It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit divorced from it they remain barren."
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Bertrand Russell
"It is only in marriage with the world that our ideals can bear fruit divorced from it they remain barren."
"Bring back dueling, I say. Drive-by sword fight."
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Tim Roth
"Bring back dueling, I say. Drive-by sword fight."
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"We criticize, copy, patronize, idolize and insult but we never doubt that the U.S. has a unique position in the history of human hopes."
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Ferdinand Mount
"We criticize, copy, patronize, idolize and insult but we never doubt that the U.S. has a unique position in the history of human hopes."
"But, gentlemen, can any of us say that as a result of such overwhelming sacrifices of money, of men, of ideals, and of civil dignity the sense of security has indeed been attained?"
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Henry Campbell Bannerman
"But, gentlemen, can any of us say that as a result of such overwhelming sacrifices of money, of men, of ideals, and of civil dignity the sense of security has indeed been attained?"
"We had every kind of audience you could name. Young, old, not-so-old, some older than old, some younger than young: they were there, they were there! There was everything."
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John Hunter
"We had every kind of audience you could name. Young, old, not-so-old, some older than old, some younger than young: they were there, they were there! There was everything."
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"Wonderful invention, the phonograph. Keeps a man alive long after he's dead."
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P. J. Wolfson
"Wonderful invention, the phonograph. Keeps a man alive long after he's dead."
"I learned patience, perseverance, and dedication. Now I really know myself, and I know my voice. It's a voice of pain and victory."
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Anthony Hamilton
"I learned patience, perseverance, and dedication. Now I really know myself, and I know my voice. It's a voice of pain and victory."
"Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters."
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Neil Gaiman
"Tomorrow may be hell, but today was a good writing day, and on the good writing days nothing else matters."
"Every day is a gift with a child, no matter what problems you have."
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Carol Ann Duffy
"Every day is a gift with a child, no matter what problems you have."
"It's the publicity function of Amnesty that I think has made its name so widely known, not only to readers in the world, but to governments - and that's what matters."
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Peter Benenson
"It's the publicity function of Amnesty that I think has made its name so widely known, not only to readers in the world, but to governments - and that's what matters."
"An artist cannot do anything slovenly."
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Jane Austen
"An artist cannot do anything slovenly."
"This is our world, and we must make the best of it."
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Arthur Henderson
"This is our world, and we must make the best of it."
"With an enthusiastic team you can achieve almost anything."
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Tahir Shah
"With an enthusiastic team you can achieve almost anything."
"People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity. Clean vulgarity can be very shocking and that, in my view, gives greater involvement."
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Kenneth Williams
"People need to be peppered or even outraged occasionally. Our national comedy and drama is packed with earthy familiarity and honest vulgarity. Clean vulgarity can be very shocking and that, in my view, gives greater involvement."
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