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"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."
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"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."
Kids
"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."
Thought
"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."
Humor
"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."
Lie
"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."
People
"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."
Pretty
"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."
Difference
"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."
Humility
"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."
Kids
"When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"Making sleep happen is a must - anytime, anywhere, from a plane to a train to an automobile. Ideally, I like to get eight to ten hours a night, though I'll take it broken up in two segments if I have to."
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"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live."
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"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."
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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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