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"When it moved to Friday night it disappeared, when they find another show that can do what The Simpsons does, they will be delighted to do cancel The Simpsons."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."
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"If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on."
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"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."
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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
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"Stood off and on during the night, determining not to come to anchor till morning, fearing to meet with shoals; continued our course in the morning; and as the island was found to be six or seven leagues distant, and the tide was against us, it was noon when we arrived there."
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"I feel my shows are like a late-night talk show that we settle down and do every night."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"The two hours onstage is great. But I can only play a show and then take a night off. I have to sing for two hours, and then I've gotta rest it for a night. So it's the other 46 hours that are just boring as heck."
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"His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum."
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"I'm at a little loss in terms of my Leave It To Beaver expertise, since I never watched an episode of the show - so the cast in the pilot could have been Martians or they could have been the regular cast for all I know."
Expertise
"I am one of those people who thrive on deadlines, nothing brings on inspiration more readily than desperation."
People
"We're very pleased to be on a show which is known and loved around the world."
World
"The last president we had was the smartest guy anyone could remember and he did the dumbest thing anyone has ever seen in the White House so go figure."
President
"If absolute power corrupts absolutely, does absolute powerlessness make you pure?"
Power
"Bush is a frat boy in the White House but we've had that before. But I wasn't one of those people that was threatening to leave the country. By the way none of those people have left the country. Alec Baldwin is still here."
People
"Well Washington DC what are you going to do. They think the capitol steps are the state of the art in comedy. You try to drag them into the 20th century let alone the 21st and they refuse to come with you."
Art
"I didn't have a lot of independent film connections. It really took until the digital film revolution came along that I realized that I could do it myself."
Film
"Democrats always like to brag that their guys are smarter than the opponents and Republicans always like to brag that their guys are more moral than the opponents. But if you're looking for morals in politics you're looking for bananas in the cheese department."
Politics
"You have to do real acting, not just do a voice."
Acting
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