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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."

"The Detroit String Quartet played Brahms last night. Brahms lost."

"Night fell clean and cold in Dublin, and wind moaned beyond my room as if a million pipes played the air."

"I started working when I was seven and I was working for five dollars a night at the Met."

"There's no twilight in the tropics. Night falls like a curtain."

"How lovely are the portals of the night, when stars come out to watch the daylight die."

"I stayed in a really old hotel last night. They sent me a wake-up letter."

"When I lay my head on the pillow at night I can say I was a decent person today. That's when I feel beautiful."
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"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

"I like to play blackjack. I'm not addicted to gambling. I'm addicted to sitting in a semi-circle."

"Y'know, you can't please all the people all the time... and last night, all those people were at my show."

"I want to get a vending machine, with fun sized candy bars, and the glass in front is a magnifying glass. You'll be mad, but it will be too late."
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