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"I recently took up ice sculpting. Last night I made an ice cube. This morning I made 12, I was prolific."
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"One night stands are not for me. I think it's gross when you just give it up."

"I'd still prefer to do five nights at a club than one night at Allstate Arena."

"I'd rather play a few nights at the Fillmore than play one night at an arena."

"We then went through the audition process and picked a guy named Richard Campbell and he is no secret to L.A. players as he was with Natalie Cole for years and Three Dog Night."

"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."

"Sometimes I wake up in the middle of the night and wonder how I do these things. I can embarrass myself so badly that I literally get a hot prickle down the back of my neck."

"And TV is not the easiest place to be dangerous or on the edge. Especially on a Saturday night."

"If it comes back, I think that Friday night is not a good night to be on."
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"Do you think I am standing here, making this up as I go? I am sorry to disillusion you. I am not Robin Williams. I am the king of the pen."

"I like refried beans. That's why I wanna try fried beans, because maybe they're just as good and we're just wasting time. You don't have to fry them again after all."

"You know when they have a fishing show on TV? They catch the fish and then let it go. They don't want to eat the fish, they just want to make it late for something."
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