"Satire is what closes on Saturday night."

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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."

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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."

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Victoria Jackson, American Comedian

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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."

Woody Allen, American Director

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"I've long ago compromised my eight hours a night."

Tim Robbins, American Actor

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"Last night I dreamt I ate a ten pound marshmallow. When I woke up the pillow was gone."

Tommy Cooper, British Comedian

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"One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash."

Joey Dunlop, Irish Celebrity

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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."

"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."

"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."

"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."

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"One or two of the trips were a bit scary. Soldiers had me at gun point on one trip, locked me in my van all night and escorted me in and out of buildings when I wanted to wash."

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