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"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"Dread of night. Dread of not-night."
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"I try something new every night. It's an hour show; if it works I maybe try it a few more times and then move that off and try something new. It's a great workshop for me."
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"You noticed from last night, we only did two from the 80s. And our set's two hours long."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"It is always consoling to think of suicide: in that way one gets through many a bad night."
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"So I'm trying to spread myself to the point to where I can do the night shows and not have to worry about the matinees, and do one or two matinees down through the year."
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"Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind: Nobody knows the trouble I've not seen!"
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"I sleep each night a little better, a little more confidently, because Lyndon Johnson is my president."
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"The martial music of every sideburned delinquent on the face of the earth."
Music
"I am a thing of beauty."
Beauty
"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day."
People
"Hell hath no fury like a hustler with a literary agent."
Hell
"I like intelligent women. When you go out, it shouldn't be a staring contest."
Woman
"Basically, I'm for anything that gets you through the night - be it prayer, tranquilizers or a bottle of Jack Daniels."
Night
"I'm not one of those complicated, mixed-up cats. I'm not looking for the secret to life... I just go on from day to day, taking what comes."
Life
"May you live to be 100 and may the last voice you hear be mine."
May
"Alcohol may be man's worst enemy, but the bible says love your enemy."
Love
"I'm supposed to have a Ph.D. on the subject of women. But the truth is I've flunked more often than not. I'm very fond of women; I admire them. But, like all men, I don't understand them."
Men
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