"Half the lies they tell about me aren't true."

"It's pretty far, but it doesn't seem like it."

"It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking too much."

"You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't come to yours."

"If you come to a fork in the road, take it."

"I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary."

"There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell 'em."

"I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to thank everyone for making this night necessary."

"I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself?"

"Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours."

"It ain't the heat, it's the humility."

"If you don't know where you are going, you might wind up someplace else."

"When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it."

"I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school like I did."

"A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore."

"The future ain't what it used to be."

"We have deep depth."

"I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that question."

"If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop 'em."

"So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face."

"We made too many wrong mistakes."

"I always thought that record would stand until it was broken."

"How can you think and hit at the same time?"

"I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house."

"In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In practice there is."

"If the world was perfect, it wouldn't be."

"The other teams could make trouble for us if they win."