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"If you want your writing to be taken seriously, don't marry and have kids, and above all, don't die. But if you have to die, commit suicide. They approve of that."
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"If I don't see my kids for six days, I start to get withdrawal pains."
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"I have an almost seven year old... I think it's essential to be consistent with kids. And truthful, without scaring them. I could go on for hours on this one."
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"I always felt I was living in two worlds. One was the Mexican world, because nearly everybody I knew, relatives and cousins and kids in the neighbourhood, were Mexican. Then school was a different world. It was ethnically mixed."
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"We still want to idealize moms, and sometimes we want to idealize actresses who are moms, too. I know that's something I've experienced, but we're all just doing the best we can and we're all trying to raise our kids and talk to them about everything that needs to be discussed."
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"I want to get married again and have kids and even adopt."
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"Let me do five of those, and then some slower ones for those kids that can't understand what I'm sayin."
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"We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by."
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"We are shaping young kids to be leaders in their communities and also to be healthier."
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"There was no language barrier when it came to kids, and when it came to play."
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"There are atheists and Christians, and there are people in both groups who are a little too heavy-handed."
People
"You cannot be this successful without having God on your side."
God
"I definitely know that I play the part, however big or small, in the deaths of at least two people, Chris Farley and Phil Hartmann."
People
"I have a spiritual advisor I call up, when I just feel lost. Lately, I've been talking to God. I developed this dialogue in rehab, this dialogue with God, and every day I talk to God."
God
"I believed in God my whole life."
Life
"My parents just neglected me, I wasn't abused or anything."
Parents
"I had no blood relatives till I made some."
Blood
"Before I was known, I would go on stage and pretend I was other people. Once I pretended I was mentally handicapped. It was really wrong. One time I was a bad magician. And one time I pretended I was a Christian comic."
Time
"When I was a kid, I was afraid of other kids."
Kids
"Straight people say, 'You know you're just gay,' and gay people say, 'You know you're just gay.' There is such a thing as bisexual!"
People
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