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"This is the other thing: we make the cost of raising kids higher than it has to be just because we feel they need all this stuff, like gadgets, certain schools, and activities that are nice but aren't really necessary."
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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."
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"I like stirring things up. I'm on the side of the kids more than I am on the adults. And occasionally I find some adults that have that same mischievous streak, so I don't get in too much trouble."
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
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"We don't teach kids how to feel, we don't give them the words to go by."
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"I'm gonna put a curse on you and all your kids will be born completely naked."
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"Kids know me from their Grease DVD, so they instantly respond. You can hear a pin drop when I do my old songs."
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"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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"I have an audience that goes from kids to seventy year olds."
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"Susan, an only child who never had any roots, and I, a lone wolf who got married 20 years to late, were adopted by the kids as much as they were by us."
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"You've never seen a Columbine done by a black child. Never. They always say, 'We can't believe it happened here. We can't believe it's these suburban white kids.' It's only them!"
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"And I think I have a perspective about Hollywood that you don't see very often in the press."
Hollywood
"But I think boys ultimately are easier than girls."
Boys
"I've learned to look like I'm listening to long confusing plots of cartoons and comic books when I'm actually sound asleep or making grocery shopping lists in my head."
Books
"I've always been an independent person, but that independence was in the setting of security."
Independence
"Most of my friends from college became dental hygienists or went into retail, a lot went into sales. They all started getting married and having kids and buying homes and I was still living like a college student."
Buying
"Plastic surgery is like a big elephant sitting in the Hollywood living room."
Hollywood
"We only work four days a week, we only work three weeks out of the month, and we get four months off for the summer. So there's plenty of time for me to spend with the kids."
Time
"We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her."
Fact
"This is the other thing: we make the cost of raising kids higher than it has to be just because we feel they need all this stuff, like gadgets, certain schools, and activities that are nice but aren't really necessary."
Kids
"And I started as a journalism major at Ohio State, ended up in theater and I love to read."
Love
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