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"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."
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"Kids will not listen to that. They're going to experiment no matter what, so you have to be honest."
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"Never raise your hand to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected."
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"I have an audience that goes from kids to seventy year olds."
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"I've taught statistics, math courses and what I've found is that often if you teach them algebraically the formulas, you'll have one group of kids doing well."
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"My kids are free to do what ever they want. Because I only advise. I don't make them do anything."
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"Kids used to tease me unmercifully about that name."
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"I think a lot of the problem is that at 8 o'clock there's nothing on for kids."
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"On Halloween, the parents sent their kids out looking like me."
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"It's up to each person's parents whether they think it's too frightening or too violent, how much their kids can handle, what they want to teach them, what they want to show them."
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"I'm one of six kids, and the eight of us lived for over a decade in either a bus or a boat."
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"What is the world coming to?"
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"Whenever I have a bad day I just think of these people."
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"Somebody said to me this morning, 'To what do you attribute your longevity?' I don't know. I mean, I couldn't have planned my life out better. By all accounts I should be dead! The abuse I put my body through: the drugs, the alcohol, the lifestyle I've lived the last 30 years!"
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"I cannot turn down this incredible honor twice."
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"Being sober on a bus is, like, totally different than being drunk on a bus."
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"What is this? It's music to get a brain seizure by."
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"I am a raging alcoholic and a raging addict and I didn't want to see my kids do the same thing."
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