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"I'm not against watching myself, but I miss a lot of it. I've got two little kids who we don't let watch TV."
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"Sometimes I'm asked by kids why I condemn marijuana when I haven't tried it. The greatest obstetricians in the world have never been pregnant."

"Actually, the kids at school don't treat me any differently at all just because I'm on television."

"But there was something psychological happening there that was just a little bit different. And the other thing was, there was no stigma. Kids weren't going into the 'Center-for-Kids-That-Need-More-Help' or something like that. It was 826 Valencia."
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"I've had lots of kids come up and ask for my autograph, I've had a grandmother stop me and ask me if I know a good place to buy underwear."
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"The adults don't know what's happening on the kids' universe and the kids don't know what's happening on the adults' universe."

"I want my permanent address to be in Oklahoma. Someday, when I get married and I have kids, that's where I want to raise my kids."
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"Yeah, I made it. It sneaks up on you. You're some schmuck and you wake up one day and you go, Good God, I'm the cheese."


"I was a dog in a past life. Really. I'll be walking down the street and dogs will do a sort of double take. Like, Hey, I know him."


"I'm a firm believer that character is highly overrated. Character is a trick that we do with the audience's collusion."


"There are some older women out there who are just knockouts, real beauties, and they're not getting the roles they should."


"Oh yeah, that's the Holy Grail, Pirates of the Caribbean. Johnny Depp, he's the real deal, isn't he? He doesn't get the girl, and he doesn't care."


"We thought sex was free. Sex is not free. There's a price to be paid emotionally, physically, even legally. Sex isn't a casual thing. It's a huge thing."


"When Fargo came out, I hired a publicist for the first time in my life. I thought, if ever I was going to make it, that was then."
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