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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you can repeat words! And they don't even have to be true!"
"We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we complain about it, we have to admit that we know of no better system, except possibly flipping a coin."
"American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not purchase any product, including floor wax, that has fat in it."
"The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of offending sincerely religious people, and then they come after you with machetes."
"Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good chance that nobody is reading my column."
"And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were looking for a new place to try to get to, and they came up with a new concept: the West."
"If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment suggesting that you should - you would find nothing but an enormous drool gland."
"The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they generally take place in winter."
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