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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."
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"Thou art a very ragged Wart."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"Rnesh karr slithis," I hissed back, which was Draconic for eat your own tail, the dragon version of go screw yourself. No extra translation needed."
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"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"Oppression is more easily endured than insult."
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"Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."
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"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."
Fire
"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
Sun
"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
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"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
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"I will not get very far with this attitude."
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"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
Ignorance
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