"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."

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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."

Dave Barry, American Journalist

Insult, Humor, Wit, Sarcasm

"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."

Simone Elkeles, American Author

Insult, Humor, Gender, Sarcasm

"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."

Dada Bhagwan, Indian Spiritual Leader

Insult, Truth, Regret, Wisdom, Power

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."

Cordell Hull, American Public Servant

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"Thou art a very ragged Wart."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

Insult, Regret, Truth, Wisdom, Life

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

Lois Greiman, American Author

Insult, Humor, Contempt, Irony

"Rnesh karr slithis," I hissed back, which was Draconic for eat your own tail, the dragon version of go screw yourself. No extra translation needed."

Julie Kagawa, American Author

Insult, Humor, Fantasy, Defiance

"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."

Lord Chesterfield, British Statesman

Insult, Injury

"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."

Gena Showalter, American Novelist

Insult, Humor, Superiority, Irony

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."

Louis Nizer, English Lawyer

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"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."

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"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."

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"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."

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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."

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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."

"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."

"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."

"Thou art a very ragged Wart."

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

"Rnesh karr slithis," I hissed back, which was Draconic for eat your own tail, the dragon version of go screw yourself. No extra translation needed."

"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."

"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."

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"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."

"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."

"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."

"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."

"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."

"I will not get very far with this attitude."

"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."

"I am not authorized to fire substitute teachers."

"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."

"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."