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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"Thou art a very ragged Wart."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"Oppression is more easily endured than insult."
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
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"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
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"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"Since September 11, security has been increased everywhere, and we have new IDs to get on to the Fox lot. I drove to the security gate, but realized I'd left my ID in my other car. I just broke into that voice - 'Hey, man, I'm Bart Simpson. Who else sounds like this?' The guard waved me through."
Car
"I will not expose the ignorance of the faculty."
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"Cursive writing does not mean what I think it does."
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"The fundamental laws of physics do not describe true facts about reality. Rendered as descriptions of facts, they are false; amended to be true, they lose their explanatory force."
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"Remember, you can always find East by staring directly at the sun."
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"The Good Humor man can only be pushed so far."
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"The Pledge of Allegiance does not end with Hail Satan."
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"I don't use the voice of Bart when I'm making love to my husband, but Marge's voice turns him on a little."
Love
"I will not get very far with this attitude."
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