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"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."
"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"I tried cutting myself to express my heartbreak over Tommy (Lord Flood) rejecting me, but OMFG it hurts like flaming fuck."
"But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse...."
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"She was an alien, really - a sort of eating, pooping, tantrum machine - and he didn't understand anything about her species."
"You cannot believe what you do not believe, Rumi siad. I am an Untouchable because my karma dictates it."
"I'm feeling full of tiny princes, bustling to get out into the world and start plotting against one another."
"Blessed with the Beta Male imagination, he spent much of his life squinting into the future so he might spot ways in which the world was conspiring to kill him..."
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