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"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
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"Thou art a very ragged Wart."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
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"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
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"And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you."
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"Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."
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"One day I was telling him that I thought that cars had replaced guns as phallic symbols for American men, and I thought it was interesting that he had one that was so small and fast. The next day he gave me the Datsun and went out and bought a Lincoln."
Masculinity
"Stephenie Meyer: Her vampires are sparkly, which I think we can all agree is wrong."
Critique
"Don't be so hard on yourself, You're doing the same thing, trying to reconcile all the moms that Mom ever was - The one you wanted, the one she was when you needed her and she was there, the one she was when she didn't understand. Most of us don't live our lives with one, integrated self that meets the world, we're a whole bunch of selves. When someone dies, they all integrate into the soul - the essence of who we are, beyond the different faces we wear throughout our lives. You're just hating the selves you've always hated, and loving the ones you've always loved. It's bound to mess you up."
Integration
"Sweet Pocket, you mustn't ask about my life before I came here. What I am now, I have always been, and everything I am is here with you."
"'Sweet Thalia,' said I. 'That is a fiery flagon of dragon toss.'"
Connection
"Routine feeds the illusion of safety..."
Routine
"The Angel Gabriel disappeared once for sixty years and they found him on earth hiding in the body of a man named Miles Davis."
Myth
"She can be a whirlwind of tits and terror when she puts her mind to a purpose, can't she, sir?"
Exaggeration
"That was supposed to be the whole purpose of the Internet, you know. To share scientific information.''Not a Viagra- and porn-delivery system?"
Technology
"He was a writer and words were his weapons."
Art
"But Charlie could imagine, because he was a Beta Male, and imagination was his curse...."
Insecurity
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