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Simone Elkeles

"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."

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"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."

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"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

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"Listen, I didn't ask for a face and body girls find attractive. But thanks to the mixture of my parents' DNA, I've got them, and I'm not ashamed to use 'em."
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"I'll always love you, no matter what happens, okay?"
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