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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."

"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."

"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."

"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."

"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."

"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."

"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."

"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"I like that girl more than I can remember likin' anything in my life. I'm not about to give her up. I'll start carin' about what other people think when I'm six feet under."

"And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours."

"Alex and Carlos-the tag team from hell. They're the last people I need shit from right now. If they decide to trail me, too, I'll have an entire entourage.'I'm fine.'Then sit up and talk to us.'Okay, in that case I'm not fine. Go away. I moan. 'Unless you want me to puke all over you."

"One of the things that makes me who I am is the loyalty I have to people I hold close to my heart."

"I wish I could turn back time, but I can't. I made a stupid decision because I thought I was invincible, and I'll pay for it the rest of my life."

"Three things Marco taught me today race through my mind: boys will lie to your face just to have sex with you, don't trust any boy who says I love you, and never date a boy who lives on the south side of Fairfield."

"This connection we have isn't going away, it's only getting stronger. Because the more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be."
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