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"Adding "just kidding" doesn't make it okay to insult the Principal."
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
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"Thou art a very ragged Wart."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
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"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."
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"And if you say that's because you lot barged into her home like a herd of mentally deficient sheep, I'm disowning all three of you."
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"This connection we have isn't going away, it's only getting stronger. Because the more I spend time with her, the closer I want to be."
Romance
"If my name was Richard, I'd go by Richard or Rich...not Dick. Hell I'd even settle for being called Chard."
Identity
"Hey, Carlos,' the Professor says when he walks in. 'How was REACH?''It sucked.''Can you be more specific?' my guardian asks.'It really sucked,' I elaborate, sarcasm dripping from every word."
Dialogue
"And my piece of advice is...don't flirt with any of the female instructors. They all have access to weapons bigger than yours."
Humor
"I thought we were gonna take this relationship slow.''A back rub is harmless.'My eyes roam over her kick-ass bikini-covered bod. 'I'll have you know I've been intimate with girls wearin' a lot more."
Affection
"Snakes don't have fuckin' legs, so how was I supposed to think there'd be one hidin' in the face of a damn rock that's ten feet below the summit?"
Adventure
"She's a Texan, born and raised. Football is in our blood."
Tradition
"Do you think about making love with me?'I lie awake most nights, fantasizing about sleeping next to her ... loving her. 'Right now, muneca, makin' love to you is the only thing on my mind."
Desire
"Fifty percent of all doctors graduate in the bottom half of their class - Hope your surgery went well!"
Humor
"I'm sorry. I didn't mean to be a dickhead. Well, I did."
Apology
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