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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."
"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
"Never insult an alligator until after you have crossed the river."
Explore more quotes by Lois Greiman
"Absence makes the heart grow fonder, but tequila makes it so she doesn't give a shit if she's fond of you are not."
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
"Maybe curiosity did kill your cat. But it wouldn't hurt to keep an eye on the neighbor's rottweiler just the same."
"In the beginning God made the seas, the mountains, the heavens, and buffalo knees. He made lilies, and dew drops, and snail shells, and roses, and dippers, and yappers, and snappers, and noses."
"Even choosing the perfect dinner wine loses its earth-shattering importance if your guests happen to be cannibals, and you, the unsuspecting entree."
"In 50 years it won't matter if he's handsome, ugly, or dumb as a post, just try to find someone who don't make you want to shove a pitchfork up his nose."
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