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Lois Greiman

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."

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"Rnesh karr slithis," I hissed back, which was Draconic for eat your own tail, the dragon version of go screw yourself. No extra translation needed."

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"Sister? Jessie Kay scowled. "Do I really look like his sister? I clearly come from grade-A stock while his ancestors made a few poor choices along the way."

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