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"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."
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"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."
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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."
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"You're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater."
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"Girls like you want to cut guy's nuts off and hang 'em from your rearview mirror."
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"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."
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"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."
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"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."
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"Oppression is more easily endured than insult."
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"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."
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"It is far better to know the painful truth than to live with a kindly falsehood."
Honesty
"Maybe knowledge is power, but it ain't nearly as as satisfying as punching some smart ass in the chops."
Irony
"When men age they're called sophisticated. When women age they ain't called at all."
Aging
"Jealousy. It's a terrible thing. Unless it's someone else's."
Envy
"Just when you think you have life by the tail, it's likely to whip around and take a hunk outta your balls."
Chaos
"In my experience, "what the hell" is generally the most interesting decision."
Risk
"Opportunity may only knock once, but temptation'll knock down the damn door and drag you out by the hair."
Temptation
"A person without regrets is called a corpse."
Mortality
"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
Intelligence
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
Parenting
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