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Lois Greiman

"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

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"I'd love to go out with you, but I'd hate to deprive some village of its idiot."

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Amber Hurdle

"I like Frenchmen very much, because even when they insult you they do it so nicely."

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"An original thought would crack your feeble skull like a thunderbolt, you craven vulture."

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"Apparently he was not the sharpest quill on the porcupine if you get my drift."

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Amber Hurdle

"A graceful taunt is worth a thousand insults."

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Amber Hurdle

"Each of us carries within himself a collection of instant insults."

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Amber Hurdle

"An injury is much sooner forgotten than an insult."

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Amber Hurdle

"You're so full of crap, you could pass for a toilet."

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Amber Hurdle

"Rnesh karr slithis," I hissed back, which was Draconic for eat your own tail, the dragon version of go screw yourself. No extra translation needed."

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Amber Hurdle

"Good madonna, give me leave toprove you a fool."

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Amber Hurdle

"For how long will insult hurt a person? For as long as he covets self-importance. For as long as one covets temporary [non eternal] things."

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