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Baby Quotes


"I don't think of myself as offbeat and weird. As a kid, I saw myself as the type of guy who would run into a burning building to save the baby."


"Since I had the baby I can't tolerate anything violent or sad, I saw the Matrix and I had my eyes closed through a lot of it, though I didn't need to. I would peek, and then think, oh OK, I can see that."


"I'm a New Wave baby, so I got very stimulated by foreign film."


"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now."


"I live in a house that was built in 1480. It has a moat around it. It is like a little baby castle."
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"I prefer to sing in the shower because the acoustics make you sound great, baby."


"Melanie is more of a disciplinarian with the little girl than me, probably because it's my first baby. She gets everything easy from Papa. I am more weak. She takes advantage of me."


"I kept my babies fed. I could have dumped them, but I didn't. I decided that whatever trip I was on, they were going with me. You're looking at a real daddy."


"I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?"


"A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made."


"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."


"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."


"I can't discriminate? Oh, that's ripe, coming from a straight white man. What's the matter, baby doesn't feel like he belongs? Well why don't you try a place that was set up just for you? Like the world!"


"I wanted to play the part that Mary Kay played, the lawyer who wanted to have baby and felt her clock ticking, because it was something I could relate to."


"Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view."
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"I've been chased through airports with a screaming baby because the photographers are ruthless, and they want the picture."


"I didn't know how babies were made until I was pregnant with my fourth child."


"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."
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