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"Watching a baby being born is a little like watching a wet St. Bernard coming in through the cat door."
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"If we intensify our efforts we can have a cloned baby within a year or two, but I don't know whether we can intensify our efforts to that extent. We're not really under pressure to deliver a cloned baby to this world. What we are under pressure to do is to deliver a cloned baby that is a healthy one."
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"Between New York and LA, there's 200 million people that aren't hip, and they don't want to be hip."
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