"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"I was always musical - yelling when I was a baby, singing into a brush and singing in the shower."

Susan Boyle, British Musician

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"Having a baby dragged me, kicking and screaming, from the world of self-absorption."

Paul Reiser, American Comedian

Baby, Self, World

"A man is not complete until he has seen the baby he has made."

Sammy Davis, Jr., American Entertainer

Baby, Man, Sammy Davis, Jr.

"You must have been a beautiful baby, 'Cos baby just look at you now."

Johnny Mercer, American Musician

Baby, Now

"Did you know babies are nauseated by the smell of a clean shirt?"

Jeff Foxworthy, American Comedian

Baby, Babies

"The thing that stood out above and beyond all the experiences was this relationship with the nine-month-old baby. On weekends, I'd be thinking about going back to set on Monday just to see the baby."

Vin Diesel, American Actor

Baby, Thinking

"I'll always have a baby face."

Tracey Gold, American Actress

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"What good mothers and fathers instinctively feel like doing for their babies is usually best after all."

Benjamin Spock, American Scientist

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"Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening."

Rosanne Cash, American Musician

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"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."

Mel Torme, American Musician

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"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

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"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

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"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

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"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."

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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."

"Don't follow any advice, no matter how good, until you feel as deeply in your spirit as you think in your mind that the counsel is wise."

"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

"People say that money is not the key to happiness, but I always figured if you have enough money, you can have a key made."

"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."