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Joan Rivers

"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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Donna Grant

"We have long passed the Victorian Era when asterisks were followed after a certain interval by a baby."

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Donna Grant

"Nobody outside of a baby carriage or a judge's chamber believes in an unprejudiced point of view."

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Donna Grant

"If the feminist program goes to pieces on the arrival of the first baby, it's false and useless."

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Donna Grant

"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."

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Donna Grant

"Senorita was fun to sing, but I don't really have a favorite. When you write a bunch of songs, they're like your babies. You don't pick favorites."

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Donna Grant

"My initial career, really, as a baby, was as a singer."

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Donna Grant

"I remember li'l ol' Hank Jr. - he was just a baby back in them days, you know - but he used to hang around. His mama would bring him around. He was just a natural."

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Donna Grant

"I had friends of mine tell me they had a baby, and I didn't even know they were pregnant."

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Donna Grant

"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

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Donna Grant

"I think I would be very sad if I wasn't able to have a baby."

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Joan Rivers
"Forty for you, sixty for me. And equal partners we will be."

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Joan Rivers
"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

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Joan Rivers
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."

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Joan Rivers
"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

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Joan Rivers
"I have no methods; all I do is accept people as they are."

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Joan Rivers
"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

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Joan Rivers
"Before we make love my husband takes a pain killer."

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Joan Rivers
"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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Joan Rivers
"I don't excercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor."

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Joan Rivers
"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

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