"I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio."

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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

Liam Neeson, Irish Actor

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"I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?"

Vin Diesel, American Actor

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"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

Arnold Schwarzenegger, Austrian Actor

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"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else."

Peter O'Toole, Irish Actor

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"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."

Randall Terry, American Celebrity

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"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."

Polly Berrien Berends, American Author

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"For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies."

Kelly Rowland, American Musician

Baby, Babies, End, Now, Right

"Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening."

Rosanne Cash, American Musician

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"We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him."

Polly Berrien Berends, American Author

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"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready."

Elizabeth II, British Royalty

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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

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"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."

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"It's extraordinary to look into a baby's face and see a piece of your flesh and your spirit. It makes you realize you are a part of the human race."

"I was walking around with the babies so much that when I got to the Sidney Lumet picture, I would be on set in between takes and I'd be rocking back and forth. Just standing like this rocking back and forth, and Sidney would say, Why are you walking like that in between takes?"

"Milk is for babies. When you grow up you have to drink beer."

"I'm a working stiff, baby, just like everybody else."

"We want every human being in the womb to be safe, not have these babies be killed to solve some dilemma."

"Parenthood always comes as a shock. Postpartum blues? Postpartum panic is more like it. We set out to have a baby; what we get is a total take-over of our lives."

"For right now, it really is the end. Hopefully in 10 years we'll all be married and have babies."

"Well, the first year I lost my voice I didn't mind so much because I was going to have a baby and I was distracted with him anyway, I didn't even think about it that much, well, OK, this is what's happening."

"We can see that the baby is as much an instrument of nourishment for us as we are for him."

"These wretched babies don't come until they are ready."

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"I hate housework! You make the beds, you do the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."

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"The first time I see a jogger smiling, I'll consider it."

"My routines come out of total unhappiness. My audiences are my group therapy."

"Boy George is all England needs - another queen who can't dress."

"Our natures are a lot like oil, mix us with anything else, and we strive to swim on top."

"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."

"If God wanted us to bend over he'd put diamonds on the floor."

"My best birth control now is just to leave the lights on."